Life of Me

Five

Whole family gather around to eat dinner. We have two separate tables. One for children and one for the older generation.

Sakura and Clieudy's mom: *takes a fish ball and wave it in front of Clieudy* Hey Clieudy, see this is the fish ball you like the most!

Clieudy: Ohhh yeah that's the one I like.

Clieudy: *after her mom walks away* no wonder I can't find the fish ball, it's at their table.

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At English literature tuition
Teacher: *writes a sentence with the word thunderbolt in it*

Boy: Oh look pikachu there's thunderbolt!

Teacher: -_-

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Same tuition
Teacher: when a ghost in at the end of a room and suddenly appear in front of you, what is it called?

Student: Teleport?

Teacher: No not teleport, the word start with a 'S'

Student: Sprint??

Boy: *laughs*

Teacher: why do you laugh? I think the answer is quite good.

Boy: Um nothing it's just funny picturing a ghost running around with its legs

Teacher: What's wrong with that? Ghosts have legs.

Boy: Then why do they float when they have legs to walk?

Teacher: ...

Girl talking with her friends: Swimming *as a joke*

Teacher: *hears it* -_-

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Same tuition again lol
Teacher: *writes sentence: you're not odd, you're just special*

Boy: Is there a difference?

Teacher: yes, one is strange and one is unique

Boy: But I thought you have to be strange to be unique and be unique to be strange?

Teacher: ...

Teacher: You look special.

Boy: ... °-°

Boy: thanks

You got it? :D

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White: Don't you think boyfriends always call their girlfriends names that starts with a "b"?

Red: Baby

Red: Babe

Red: Bao bei (precious in Chinese)

Cactus: Babi (pig)

Cactus: Baboon

White and Maple: *facepalm*

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That's all for this chapter, I hope y'all have a good laugh.

And if you're a fan of Red, White, and Cactus, I'm sorry to say that you won't see them here often anymore because I transferred school :')

Miss them sooooo much.