Teacher: If you are in science stream, you'll go to science stream.
Maple and Cactus: Well duh
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Cactus in our class group chat: Can I tell them I'm too fat to fit in my uniform already as an excuse so I won't have to wear it?
Red: Truth or excuse
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Meeting up in school after a long time no seeing each other.
Red: (to Cactus) oh look you haven't grown
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In a mall
Cactus: *picks up the rubber pig that'll oink if you squeeze it*
Cactus: I'm gonna give this to Grace because she laugh like a pig.
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Our class group chat
Boy 1: I'm an alien from Jupiter and I'm gonna kill you guys.
Cactus: Jupiter died already
Boy 1: your ass died.
Maple: *replying to boy 1* well yeah you do look like an alien.
Cactus: *replying to boy 1* your face died.
Boy 1: I kill stupid creatures like human.
Boy 1: especially *our age* year olds.
Maple: and we kill ugly creatures like aliens.
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Maple: *drinks pearl milk tea*
Cactus: *jumps outta nowhere* oh hey Maple-
Maple: *chokes and cough violently*
Cactus: diD yOU juST cHokE aT thE siGhT oF mE?!
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Principal: our goals are to have 40 people have straight A but only 18 people achieve it.
All of us: Guess we're a disappointment. Not our fault you have such high hopes.
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Boy 1: *burps*
Red: oh my gosh that smells like garlic bread.
Boy 2: Garlic bread? More like pig oil!
Our squad: OOF-
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Our squad: *laughs at a random boy in our class*
Teacher: *glares at us*
That random boy: teacher please ignore them, they are like psychos who never stop laughing.
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Sorry for not updating for a long time.
And I'm transferring so I won't be seeing them a lot anymore ;-;
I'll miss y'all
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Life of Me
Randomfunny stuff that happened in my life. It's like a dairy recording funny stuff. #161 hilarious #28 roast #467 memories
