Life of Me

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In English literature tuition class

Teacher: Today we're gonna learn about how to describe afternoon. What is related to afternoon?

Boy 1: Fish!

Teacher: Fish? Does it have anything to do with afternoon? I wonder is your IQ above average or under average.

Boy 1: Of course it's above average. It's way above average that you can't understand.

Teacher: Sure.

Boy 1: Fish is related to afternoon because it's too hot so the fish have to get into the water.

Teacher: ... so your IQ is below average then.

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Words we messed up

Boy in class: cha- melon (chameleon)

Flight attendant: la mest (life vest)

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In school

Maple: Eh do you think the reason that I keep forgetting things is because when I was younger I didn't bother to train my brain?

Wynn: *doing biology experiment results* nah it just means you're old.

Maple: Oof that hurt, ever heard of a white lie?

Wynn: *continue writing report* I'm busy so I don't have time to sugar coat things.

Maple: ;-;

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In class (part 1)

Boy 1: What's Franz Kafka? A pokemon??

(Franz Kafka is an author)

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In class (part 2)

Boy 1: Oh! Franz Kafka is an author!

Teacher: *is a bit annoyed* yeah right you're so smart.

Zabrina: Teacher are you calling me? Because I am smart!

Teacher: ...

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In history class

We learn about the history of China

Boy 1: Teacher so who's the greatest king ever in China?

Zabrina: Zabrina 😎

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English tuition class

English tuition teacher: we're going to write something special-

Boy 1: flies

Teacher: ... so you're going to write about how you see a net in front of you everyday?

Boy 2: No teacher, you'll see something you like which is brown and you have to fight for it-

Teacher: oh ok whatever

Boy 2: -it's poop.

Teacher: how do you know? You've been a fly before?

Boy 2: No it's just logic thinking.

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Teacher: we add commas in sentence to give the reader more 'feels'. For example, 'I opened the door slowly' and 'I opened the door, slowly'.

*writes more*

Teacher: so now I want to write the music box is at the table. But to make it better what will I add in front of table?

Class: comma

Teacher: ... 'the music box at the, table.' ? No it's not like that.

Boy 2: Oh I know! We'll add '...' in front of table.

Teacher: ...

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Boy 1: Teacher I forgot to bring your book.

Teacher: Do you know that forgetting is the worst excuse there is?

Boy 1: Yeah but it's still an excuse.

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Chinese teacher: Think of a group name and write in on the blackboard.

Julius: *walks to the board and writes "Julius' fans club"*

Chinese teacher: ...

Chinese teacher: *walks to the front and write 'anti' in front of the group name*
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Life is much more funner with y'all. I'm glad that I met all of you 🤗