Distorted Remnant: A Remake of "Distorted Reality"

Chapter 32: Meeting The Mother

*Yang POV*

The lake guardians had tracked Y/n to this massive town in the woods, where thieves and murderers were everywhere.

I looked out from behind the tree I was hiding behind, and saw the guards about to change.

"Let's go." I said.

I ran out of hiding, reeling my arm for a massive punch. I punched one guard straight into a wall, while the Lake Guardians put the other to sleep.

We continued into the town, and more guards came out and pointed weapons at us.

"Put your hands up, now!" One guard ordered.

"HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

I heard Y/n scream, and knew he was in trouble. My eye turned red, and my hair caught aflame.

"Get out of my way!"

I charged at the guards, punching and kicking all of them, even with only one arm. I caught one by the neck and threw him at a group of them, knocking them to the ground. I then knocked the commander out with a punch to the face.

"Let's get Y/n!"

We charged forward, heading for the massive tent where Y/n's screams could be heard.

"Oh sweet Arceus!" He yelled, "Don't touch that!"

I blew into the tent, knocking more guards out of the way.

*Third Person POV*

Yang and the Lake Guardians burst into the tent, and as they saw what was going on, they went completely silent.

They stared at Y/n, Y/n stared back. They stared at Y/n, Y/n stared back.

Finally, someone spoke up.

"Yang?" Raven asked.

"Mom!?" Yang yelled.

"MOM!?" Y/n yelled in horror.

Raven slowly got off of Y/n, and he quickly fixed his pants.

"Yang, this is your mom!?" He yelled.

"Why are you trying to f*ck my mom?!" She yelled angrily.

"I'm not trying to do anything!" Y/n yelled in fear, "She's trying to rape me!"

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

Raven just turned away, and began to mess with her sword.

Y/n looked around the room at everyone's faces.

"And I thought my family reunions were awkward."

[Timeskip]

"Wait wait wait," Yang said, "You were trying to have kids with my boyfriend, so that the tribe would survive?"

"Pretty much." Raven said simply.

Y/n laid against the wall, trying to shake his head of the memories of what had just happened.

"I thought meeting your dad was awkward," He said, "Is there any other family members I have to meet?"

"Well, there's Uncle Qrow..."

"Oh F*CK!"

Y/n slammed his head against the wall, passing out in an instant.

"Come on," Azelf said, "Let's leave these two to the mother and daughter reunion."

They grabbed Y/n and lifted him out, as Yang and Raven began to talk.

"So..." Raven started, "That's your boyfriend?"

"Yeah." Yang said, "I would've told you, but it's hard to get in contact."

"You're dating a god? That's impressive."

Yang sighed, "You know Mom, it would be nice to have you back in my life."

Raven sighed heavily, turning away from her.

"I'm sorry Yang," She said, "But I must ensure the survival of the tribe."

"Whatever."

Yang walked out of the tent, and walked past the Lake Guardians and Y/n.

"We're leaving." She said, "We have to get to Blake."

The Lake Guardians lifted Y/n, and they walked back into the forest, in complete silence.