Blacktan Oneshots [COMPLETED] ✓

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agust_d has added jennie--bby to THE ALIENS ARE AMONG US!
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agust_d has added pokpak_lisa to THE ALIENS ARE AMONG US!
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agust_d has added -jisoo- to THE ALIENS ARE AMONG US!
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agust_d has added chipmunkkk to THE ALIENS ARE AMONG US!
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jennie--bby:
What the hell is this shit?

agust_d:
What do you think it is?

jennie--bby:
😡😡😡

mochi_:
who chose this name for our group?

agust_d:
Who do you think?

tae_the_alien:
Greetings fellow earthlings! 👽👽🖖🏻🖖🏻

mochi_:
😐

hobi--iboh:
Wassupppp!

agust_d:
Ugh, here come more idiots.

jennie--bby:
Says the idiot.

agust_d:
Shut the hell up.

jennie--bby:
🖕🏻

jin_hyung:
No fighting!

agust_d:
Oh, so you're my dad now?

jennie--bby:
You'll probably be one before the age of 27.

kookie:
Oooooh!

tae_the_alien:
Now burn baby burn.

pokpak_lisa:
Savage!

tae_the_alien:
LKbakksnalKkakaAlal!!!

hobi--iboh:
???

mochi_:
?

kookie:
You alright, hyung?

joonie--joon:
Hello my offspring.

chipmunkkk:
Eww, I don't want to be made from your sperm.

hobi--iboh:
Savage Chae!!!!

mochi_:
Damn Chaeyoung, when did you become such a savage?

jennie--bby:
I've taught you well, young Padawan.

chipmunkkk:
I was just kidding Father! :)

agust_d:
Wow, Jennie's a nerd. How is that not surprising?

jennie--bby:
Wow, Yoongi's a dick. How is that not surprising?

pokpak_lisa:
Wow

tae_the_alien:
That's my Rubyyy! ❤

joonie--joon:
👀

chipmunkkk:
👀

-jisoo-:
👀

jennie--bby:
What the hell, Tae?! I told you not to say that kind of shit in front of them!

mochi_:
👀

hobi--iboh:
👀

jin_hyung:
Taehyung and Jennie, is there something you want to say?

pokpak_lisa:
👀

tae_the_alien:
Sorry Jen, it slipped!

joonie--joon:
Jisoo, where have you been this whole time? And what have you been doing?

-jisoo-:
I've been doing some stuff.....

chipmunkkk:
👀

mochi_:
Chae, I see you walking

kookie:
Stalker much, hyung?

mochi_:
Shut up. You want me to walk with you, Chae? I'm right across the street.

chipmunkkk:
Yeah, sure Jimin! I see you, I'll cross over now! Thank you!

mochi_:
No problem! 😊

hobi--iboh:
Ahh, young love.

-jisoo-:
Jimin, you better protect my child! Jin, watch that child of yours.

jin_hyung:
I can assure you Jisoo, Jimin is a well behaved boy! He learned from the best, after all.

-jisoo-:
🙄

agust_d:
It's not like Jimin has jams anyway.

jennie--bby:
Guys, I have some business to attend to. See y'all later.

tae_the_alien:
So do I. Bye. 🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻

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jennie--bby has logged out!

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tae_the_alien has logged out!

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pokpak_lisa:
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joonie--joon:
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jin_hyung:
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-jisoo-:
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agust_d:
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hobi--iboh:
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kookie:
.........So.........y'all ready for the Bio test tomorrow?