Blacktan Oneshots [COMPLETED] ✓

Blacktan Texts: {11}

BANGTAN

joonie--joon:
JEON JUNGKOOK! COME HERE, IMMEDIATELY!

mochi_:
What happened?!

tae_the_alien:
Oh Jimin, you weren't here today! You missed it: Kook got suspended!

mochi_:
What?!

agust_d:
The little twerp hit Mr. Jung today in class.

mochi_:
What the hell Kook!!

kookie:
He was the one who said I was dumb!

jin_hyung:
He said you were dumb?

hobi--iboh:
Like, to your face?

kookie:
YES! He said I was not going to go far in life because I'm not smart enough to pass a single test in his class! So I slapped the shit out of him!

agust_d:
I tried to stop him 🤦🤦🤦

jin_hyung:
Jungkook, you can't let his words get to you. Mr. Jung may be disrespectful to everyone, but that doesn't mean you can just hit him! What if he reports you?

joonie--joon:
Right!

kookie:
Well, I'm sorry! He shouldn't have called me dumb! You know how sensitive I am about that! What gives him the right to tell me I'm stupid?!

tae_the_alien:
Sigh. You humans are so sensitive.

mochi_:
Says the one who cried when I said area 51 should be blown up.

tae_the_alien:
SHUT UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA

jennie--bby:
Y'all heard what happened right?!?

chipmunkkk:
Yeah, I did!

lalisa:
That imbecile! Ugh, he told me he wouldn't get in trouble again!!

jennie--bby:
Beat his ass. And if you won't do it I'll do it myself.

chipmunkkk:
I don't think that's necessary Jennie...

jisoo-:
I was in the class, and Mr. Jung did basically call him and idiot in front of the whole class. I felt a little bad for the boy.

chipmunkkk:
Mr. Jung? Ugh, no wonder, he's the worst!

lalisa:
I'm going to have to talk to him later.....I need his side of the story...

jisoo-:
Mhm, sounds good.

chipmunkkk:
Ok, good.

jennie--bby:
Ugh, fine. But call me up if you change your mind about beating that twerp to a pulp.

chipmunkkk:
Jennie!!

LISKOOK NATION 😍😘💘💓

lalisa:
Hey Kook?

kookie:
Oh, hey Lis......

lalisa:
Listen.....I'm not going to scold you or anything, I just want to know your perspective on what happened....

kookie:
Well, it started when Mr. Jung called on me to answer a question in calculus. It was a cold call, and I was previously talking to Taeyong, Yoongi, and Seulgi. I had got the question wrong, and he just went off on me! He told me that I was too dumb to make a living in this world, and that I'd better use my brain before I end up like a hobo on the streets. Like, what the hell?! How dare he?!

lalisa:
Well, yes, what he said was definitely offensive Kook, but at the same time, you shouldn't have overreacted like that! You could've held in your anger and just punched a pillow or something once you got home!

kookie:
Lisa, come on, you know me! Once I'm pissed, I'll do something about it! I couldn't just let him disrespect me like that!

lalisa:
Jungkook, you can't just hit an adult, let alone a teacher! Maybe you need to think before you do things! Now what are you going to do, huh? You're going to be out for two months! You're missing out on two months of education, of seeing your friends, of seeing me....

kookie:
Lisa....I can still see you and everyone else....you're acting like I'm going to jail.

lalisa:
Well if you keep resorting to violence for the rest of your life you might actually end up in jail one day....

kookie:
You really think I'd go to jail? Seriously? You think I can't take care of myself?

lalisa:
I think that if you keep switching your brain off and letting your fists talk then you will keep hurting yourself!

kookie:
Switching my brain off? Wow, thanks Mr. Jung.

lalisa:
Jungkook, you know what I mean...

kookie:
Do I? Or am I too dumb to understand?

lalisa:
Jungkook, stop it.

kookie:
Why should I, hmm? Why should I Lisa??

lalisa:
Kook.....

kookie:
I think I'll just go Lisa. Thanks for letting me express my perspective.

KOOKIE HAS LOGGED OUT!

Lisa sighed as she placed her phone down on her bed, running a hand through her dark hair.

What was I thinking? She thought. I only made everything worse, and I could tell that I hurt Kook...I'll just apologize when I see him again...

She nodded as she reassured herself, pulling back her bed covers and laying down in her comfy bed, letting sleep tug on her heavy eyelids.