Blacktan Oneshots [COMPLETED] ✓

Blacktan Texts: {7}

--THE INTELLECTUALS--

bacon_boy:
TEAM MEETING! TEAM MEETING!

chanyeol_:
??

jennie--bby:
What is it bacon bits?

son_wendy:
Oop. New nickname.

chipmunkkk:
Ooh, I love bacon bits

pokpak_lisa:
So do I

momo lolo:
I love Jokbal 😁😁🤤🤤

bacon_boy:
Did you guys hear about the new kids on the block?!?

agust_d:
What new kids?

chennn:
I think he's talking about the new students.

kookie:
Ohhhhh

penguin_mina:
One of them is in my homeroom. I think his name is Chenle or something.

pokpak_lisa:
I have a new student named Jungwoo in my homeroom. He was staring at Chaeyoung and I also.

kookie:
Which Chaeyoung?

chipmunkkk:
NoT mE O.o

suhohoho:
Yeah, the principal told me about them. They transferred from the school a couple of streets down from us, since their school building burned down.

joonie--joon:
Damn

yerim:
That sucks

chaeng:
I think he was staring at you Lisa.

pokpak_lisa:
You think so? Are you sure?

chaeng:
Who else would he be staring at?

mochi_:
Possibly you

bacon_boy:
I have this kid named Jaemin in my homeroom, and damn does he look good.

chanyeol_:
Is that why you were smiling so hard today? Ugh, should've known. 🙄

lay_lay:
I smell jealousy 👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻

chanyeol_:
Shut up Lay

fake_maknae:
Guys, I have a question

jin_hyung:
Shoot

-jisoo-:
I'll shoot you if you'd like me to

jin_hyung:
No thanks, you psychopath

fake_maknae:
Why park Chanyeol when you could ride Chanyeol?

chanyeol_:
????????

joy-:
Wowwww 😂😂👏👏

bacon_boy:
Good question. I'll have to think hard about this one 🤔🤔🤔🤔

agust_d:
🤦

tzuyu--:
The fact that Baek is actually thinking about it

nayeon_:
Five guys tried to ask me out today. Like jeez, I know I'm beautiful, but can I just walk in the hallways like a normal person?

jeongyeon:
🤦🤦

dahyunnn:
This girl 🤦

sana_fofana:
Ughhhh, Mark is in my homeroom 😣😣😳😳 I'm going to embarrass myself in front of him.

nayeon_:
Oooh, Markkk. Sana's little boyfriend.

jihyo_twice:
👀

sana_fofana:
He's not my boyfriend! That time at the café was just for fun, it wasn't a date, I swear!

jennie--bby:
Doesn't sound promising to me

ohhh_sehun:
Mark is a cool guy, I know him from way back. We were talking in the hallway earlier, and it seems like he's in a relationship of some sorts....He was talking about this guy named Haechan and from the way his eyes lit up, I know that he likes him.

sana_fofana:
Oh..

kyungie:
Sehun, you're a dumbass.

tzuyu--:
^

ohhh_sehun:
What did I do this time?!

kyungie:
Obviously you saw that Sana has feelings for Mark, but you just told her that he basically has feelings for someone else. How would you feel if I did the same exact thing to you with Tzuyu?

tzuyu--:
Wait, what?

jonginie:
Ooooo

chipmunkkk:
👀

nayeon_:
Get your popcorn, get your free popcorn here!!
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

kang_seulgi:
👀🍿

joy-:
👀🍿

kyungie:
Oops. 👀🍿

ohhh_sehun:
I'm going to kill you Kyungsoo. 😠😠

-jisoo-:
Let the battle begin 👀🍿

tzuyu--:
Sehun, explain. Now.

ohhh_sehun:
Tzuyu, forget what he said, it isn't true.

kyungie:
Oh really? May I pull up the screenshots?

bacon_boy:
Ooooo

lay_lay:
Not the screenshots

joonie--joon:
This is too funny 😂

jonginie:
He's such a savage 😂

jennie--bby:
He learned from the best, after all

tzuyu--:
Sehun I'm giving you five minutes to text me and explain everything. If you don't follow through, you'll see what happens at school tomorrow.

chaeng:
You better do what she says Sehun. An angry Tzuyu is a deadly Tzuyu.

yerim:
✊✊✊

[ohhh_sehun has logged out!]

[tzuyu-- has logged out!]

kyungie:
Oh, how I love causing problems.

jeongyeon:
This man is such a troublemaker 😂😂😂

mochi_:
^

pokpak_lisa:
Kyungsoo you're hilarious, I swear

kyungie:
Thanks, I'm self taught

yerim:
Such an intellectual 👏👏