Blacktan Oneshots [COMPLETED] ✓

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bacon_boy has added mork to THE INTELLECTUALS!

bacon_boy has added junguwu to THE INTELLECTUALS!

bacon_boy has added taeyong_ to THE INTELLECTUALS!

bacon_boy has added nana to THE INTELLECTUALS!

chipmunkkk:
What the-

chanyeol_:
Baekhyun-

agust_d:
Who tf are these people Baekhyun?

bacon_boy:
Just some boys I met during lunch~

chaeng:
...

bacon_boy:
You're welcome Chae :)

chaeng:
I'm going to kill you Baekhyun

jennie--bby:
Oh wow

kang_seulgi:
Violence is never the answer

yerim:
Shut up Seulgi

tae_the_alien:
Jen

jennie--bby:
What??

tae_the_alien:
Why haven't you been answering my calls?

joonie--joon:
Oop

kookie:
Oooh, drama

mochi_:
Shut up Jungkook

pokpak_lisa:
Yeah, shut up Jungkook

kookie:
You too Lisa? ;-;

pokpak_lisa:
🙄

jennie--bby:
I have my reasons

tae_the_alien:
Like what?

jennie--bby:
That's none of your concern, Taehyung

tae_the_alien:
How is it none of my concern?? Tell me!

jennie--bby:
I don't feel like arguing with you right now. This is stupid.

tae_the_alien:
Are you mad at me?? Is that what it is?? What did I even do??

{jennie--bby has logged out!}

jin_hyung:
Taehyung, what happened?

tae_the_alien:
I don't even know! Ugh, she's so fucking stubborn!!

irene_is_bae:
Maybe you should try talking to her

tae_the_alien:
I already tried that! She won't listen.

yerim:
Well make her listen, damn it. Grab her by the shoulders and tell her that she isn't going anywhere until you two talk it out.

tae_the_alien:
But what if she hits me?

yerim:
Then let her hit you. Relationships aren't always peaches and cream. Let her get her anger out, cause it seems like she has a lot of it.

mochi_:
Trust me Tae, when a girl is mad at you, it takes a whole lot of effort to get them to talk to you again. You just have to warm up to her, but also try to give her space if she wants it. Don't be too desperate and pushy. Let her forgive you on her own.

suhohoho:
Also, try not to yell at her. It'll make her angrier.

tae_the_alien:
Thanks guys. I needed that advice. I'll go find her now.

mork:
Uh....sup guys

ohhh_sehun:
Wassup Mark

chipmunkkk:
Hello stranger :)

taeyong_:
Hello everyone :)))
Boys, please introduce yourselves. Stop being shy.

junguwu:
👋👋👋

nana:
Hello everyone. I'm Jaemin but you can call me Nana if you'd like to.

kookie:
You can call me monster

kyungie:
Shut up. And welcome guys. I hope you enjoy your stay in hell.

irene_is_bae:
Don't mind Kyungsoo. He's a little emo.

taeyong_:
Aren't we all?

yerim:
I like these guys already.

junguwu:
Taeyong, Chenle and Lucas are bothering me againnnn

taeyong_:
Then kick them out. I've done enough parenting for today. My back hurts.

jihyo:
Ooh, another parent. How many?

taeyong_:
Twenty. How many do you have?

jihyo:
Eight. Damn I thought I had it bad.

irene_is_bae:
Same here

joonie--joon:
Yup

mork:
Hey, we aren't that bad. It's only the delinquents that make a mess.

nana:
But you're one of them. You and Donghyuck always make a mess when we're not around.

jisoo:
O.O

tzuyu--:
O.O

dahyunnn:
O.O

nayeon_:
O.O

son_wendy:
O.O

mork:
Jaemin!! What was that for??

nana:
That was for exposing Jeno and I the other day 😛😛😛

taeyong_:
So, they were the ones who made the mess at the dorm? Interesting.

mork:
Taeyong, don't believe him! He's lying!!

taeyong_:
Report to my office immediately. And bring Donghyuck with you.

chennn:
Welp, it was nice knowing you Mark.

penguin_mina:
^

kookie:
In the armssss offff the angelllll~

agust_d:
Shut the hell up

yerim:
^

kyungie:
^

pokpak_lisa:
^

mochi_:
^

tzuyu--:
^

mork:
😖😖😖

junguwu:
I'll prepare the burial