Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter

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Sirius: THIS SHIP NEEDS TO BURN!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I SHIP IT!

James: I have nothing to worry about, my son would never.......

*Everyone sees Draco carrying Harry over his shoulder with a ribbon around his torso*

Draco: My Harry!

*Draco slaps Harry's ass and shut the door in another room. Everyone looks shocked except for me.*

Remus: Well I need a bucket of holy water for my eyes.

James: Anybody got a knife? I need to stab myself.

*Sirius is already unconscious*

Remus: I'm definitely ready to move on from whatever this ship was. And please let it be one that doesn't give us a heart attack?

Me: Ok! Let's go!

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