Me: This ship was recommended by ALWAYSLilyLuna2 aka Coral. HI QUEEN!!!!!!
Sirius: Coral, you are a brave soul. *claps*
Me: Today's guest is, drum roll please.
Sound dude: *makes drum roll sound*
Me: SEVERUS SNAPE!!!!!
James: Uggggghhhhh....... Snivellus? Really?
Me: Shut up James, be nice. Or else.
Sirius: Or else what?
Me: Ill make a Zames moment happen.
James: *tests me* Oh really. What will that do?
Me: *kisses James*
Wolfstar: *high pitch screaming that can be heard 1000000000 miles away*
Me: Eewwwwwwww. That was awful.
James: Guys, stop screaming.
Wolfstar: *still screaming*
Me: Fuck, I broke Wolfstar.
Adult Remus: *comes in* Zack, did you kiss James?
Me: Yes, it felt weird. Like kissing my uncle.
Adult James: AYO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!
Wolfstar: *stops screaming in realization* *eh, still ship it*
Me: Hey Uncle James! Dads! Want to be special guests!?
Adults: Sure!
My phone: JIMIN, YOU GOT NO JAMS.
Me: One sec.
Snape text: I will not be able to come because of idiots. Also known as Potter's spawn.
Remus: Your ringtone for notifacations is: Jimin, you got no jams?
Me: Yes.
Adult James/Adult Sirius: I have raised them well.
Remus: Oof. I ship it.
James: Yeeeeeeep
Sirius: Hmmmmm, never seen it.
Me: Brah
Adult James: Brah
Adult Sirius: I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN!!!
Wolfstar/James: *Wtf*
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The Maurauders And Me React To Ships
RandomY'all probably don't give a fuck about my opinion, I'm just doing this for fun. It's basically gonna be me and the Maurauders (at Hogwarts age) reacting to ships. They don't have to be Harry Potter and I take requests. Enjoy! (Started 2018)
