Sherlock Holmes x John Watson

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Me: This ship was recommended by ALWAYSLilyLuna2 aka Coral. HI QUEEN!!!!!!

Sirius: Coral, you are a brave soul. *claps*

Me: Today's guest is, drum roll please.

Sound dude: *makes drum roll sound*

Me: SEVERUS SNAPE!!!!!

James: Uggggghhhhh....... Snivellus? Really?

Me: Shut up James, be nice. Or else.

Sirius: Or else what?

Me: Ill make a Zames moment happen.

James: *tests me* Oh really. What will that do?

Me: *kisses James*

Wolfstar: *high pitch screaming that can be heard 1000000000 miles away*

Me: Eewwwwwwww. That was awful.

James: Guys, stop screaming.

Wolfstar: *still screaming*

Me: Fuck, I broke Wolfstar.

Adult Remus: *comes in* Zack, did you kiss James?

Me: Yes, it felt weird. Like kissing my uncle.

Adult James: AYO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!

Wolfstar: *stops screaming in realization* *eh, still ship it*

Me: Hey Uncle James! Dads! Want to be special guests!?

Adults: Sure!

My phone: JIMIN, YOU GOT NO JAMS.

Me: One sec.

Snape text: I will not be able to come because of idiots. Also known as Potter's spawn.

Remus: Your ringtone for notifacations is: Jimin, you got no jams?

Me: Yes.

Adult James/Adult Sirius: I have raised them well.

Remus: Oof. I ship it.

James: Yeeeeeeep

Sirius: Hmmmmm, never seen it.

Me: Brah

Adult James: Brah

Adult Sirius: I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN!!!

Wolfstar/James: *Wtf*

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