John Laurens x TURTLES

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Me: John is the VSCSKSKSKSKO king!

Remus: *immediately gives Sirius and James the look* What have you two idiots done to my child?

Sirius: They're my child too! And James is our future son in law!

Me: Guys, I have a girlfriend. We've been together for like 3 months .

Wolfstarbucks: *😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯*

Sirius: SOMEBODY WANTED TO DATE YOU!????!!!???!!!

James: THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED!!!!

Remus: Zames....

Me: Let's just get to the ship......

James: skskskskskskskscrunchie/10

Sirius: metal straw and hydroflask/10

Remus: Why can't you guys be normal?

Me: You ship your child with your best friend. That's normal?

Remus:........

Remus: Yup.

Me:And I oop-. Save the turtles/10.

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