Me: John is the VSCSKSKSKSKO king!
Remus: *immediately gives Sirius and James the look* What have you two idiots done to my child?
Sirius: They're my child too! And James is our future son in law!
Me: Guys, I have a girlfriend. We've been together for like 3 months .
Wolfstarbucks: *😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯*
Sirius: SOMEBODY WANTED TO DATE YOU!????!!!???!!!
James: THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED!!!!
Remus: Zames....
Me: Let's just get to the ship......
James: skskskskskskskscrunchie/10
Sirius: metal straw and hydroflask/10
Remus: Why can't you guys be normal?
Me: You ship your child with your best friend. That's normal?
Remus:........
Remus: Yup.
Me:And I oop-. Save the turtles/10.

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The Maurauders And Me React To Ships
RandomY'all probably don't give a fuck about my opinion, I'm just doing this for fun. It's basically gonna be me and the Maurauders (at Hogwarts age) reacting to ships. They don't have to be Harry Potter and I take requests. Enjoy! (Started 2018)