Me: Todays ship is hufflepuffprincess1 x Cedric Diggory.
Sirius: I think they need a person like Cedric. I ship it.
Remus: Id be concerned for Cedric.
Me: Remus! Shut up!
*nothing happens for 2 minutes*
James: *whines* How come Philip never hits Remus?
Me: He already knows what its like to have a period. Since he was 5. Thats more pain than Philip can ever give. And I dont even get cramps.
Sirius: Periods cant be that bad.
Me: ITS LITTERALLY PISSING FUCKING BLOOD!!! OUT OF A FUCKING VAGINA!
James: Ok, this is getting inappropriate.
Suga: So what!
Remus: Suga from BTS! What are you doing here!?
Suga: Makeing a guest apperance, duh. Why else would I be here!?
Sirius:*Come on Siri, stay strong. You are in a relationship. SAY NO TO THIS!!*
James: Its an alright ship, I guess.
Me: Yaaaaaasss
Suga: I dont even know you people.
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The Maurauders And Me React To Ships
CasualeY'all probably don't give a fuck about my opinion, I'm just doing this for fun. It's basically gonna be me and the Maurauders (at Hogwarts age) reacting to ships. They don't have to be Harry Potter and I take requests. Enjoy!
