Tom Riddle (Voldy) x Harry Potter

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Sirius: This hath been requested by -SatansPuppet-

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Sirius: This hath been requested by -SatansPuppet-

James: *douses y'all in holy water* EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! *hiss*

Me: Hey Dad.

Wolfstar: Yes?

Me: What is the easiest way to get holy water?

Remus: *ready to need emergency chocolate*

Me: The *insert place of worship* bathroom! *laughs out loud and falls* Ow. Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Remus:....... *eats emergency chocolate*

James: Child. Are you dead?

Me: Only inside.

Sirius: Oof. Mood. TO THE WATER FLOTATION CRAFT!!!

Remus: *sighs* He means ship.

James: EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!! *hiss*

Sirius: *whispers* With how much James be hissing maybe he's the heir of Slytherin.

James:*HIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Me: *groveling in pain* I'm still on the floor guys.

Wolfstarbucks: *ignores groveling child*

Me: Woooooow

Remus: Did you guys hear something?

Starbucks: Nope.

Me: Dickheads.

Sirius: Anyway I hate this ship.

Remus: Me too.

James:*HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Sirius: Ok, wanna eat?

Wolfbucks: Sure.

Wolfstarbucks: *leaves*

Me: *grumbling* I hate you too.

*while eating*

James: I feel like we forgot something.

Sirius: Nah.

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