Severus Snape x Harry Potter

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Me: *wrapped in blanket, scarred for life.*

James: Are you ok Zack?

Sirius: You seem out of it.

Me: *frigetened babbling*

Remus: I'll translate. Zack saw a fanart of Snape sucking Harry's dick. Zack is now scarred for life. And James has no jams.

*waiting for Me to fully calm down*

Me: This was reccomended by a close friend at school. Hi Coral!

James: TF?

Me: We pretend Im Prongs and she is Coral. Her's used to be Moony, but copyright is a bitch.

Sirius: Im not surprised at this point. THIS SHIP NEEDS TO GO TO HELL, BE WASHED IN HOLY WATER, BURNED AGAIN, BE HIT BY PHILIP, STABBED BY SNIVELLY, BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO JAKE PAUL, THEN INSINERATED!

James: THIS IS WORSE THAN DRARRY!!!!!!

Loki: No, Snape be mine bitch.

Remus: Is this becoming an all the time thing now?

Me: Until I hear complaints about it, it stays.

Loki: Im not an it, mewling quim.

Me: *2 middle fingers*

Remus: *What happened to this child to make them like this?*  -111111111110009987654322356800921136799000998765432112345890009988776654322112346543221112334456009865665764532114789000/10.

Me: I dont want my friend to kill me, im keeping my mouth shut. Jk, luv ya Coral.

Loki: *Muttering* Stupid midgaurdians and their emotions.

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