James: *in a terrible French accent* Le ship haz bean reccomendad by ze persan, WeirdWolfie99
Me: He he, bottom.
Sirius: He he, Blaise the fire fly from Tinkerbell.
Remus: *just hugs child and boyfriend that will later be husband*
Sirius: Awwww Moony, you really do love us. *bats his eyelashes*
Remus: *mumbles* I better, ya copywolf.
Sirius: *chuckles* Copywolf?
Remus: I'm a werewolf, you're a dog. You copied me bitch!
Me and Starbucks: *gasp*
Remus: Shut up you three.
James: Why?
Remus: Because.
Me: Why?
Remus: *eats chocolate cuz he done with people* I'm cool with the ship.
Sirius: Luna x Neville should have been cannon......
Me: I agree with Siri but I ship it like FedEx.
James: Why are we so random like what the fuck do we do here?
Me: *shrugs* I don't know but people like it for some reason.
James: Why?
Me: You ask them! We break the fourth wall you idiot!
James: I'm too lazzzzzzzzyyyyyy.
Me: Just like y'all were too lazy to remember I existed in the last chapter?
Sirius: We already said we were sorry.
Me: Mhm. You screamed, and I quote: "Child what the fuck are you doing on the floor. Get yo ass up!"
Sirius: Well why didn't you just get up then?
Me: *points to wheel chair I'm in* Does this answer your dumbass question?
Sirius: Oh yeah. You have crippling depression.
Remus: *slaps his forehead*
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The Maurauders And Me React To Ships
RandomY'all probably don't give a fuck about my opinion, I'm just doing this for fun. It's basically gonna be me and the Maurauders (at Hogwarts age) reacting to ships. They don't have to be Harry Potter and I take requests. Enjoy! (Started 2018)
