Blaise Zabini x Neville Longbottom

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James: *in a terrible French accent* Le ship haz bean reccomendad by ze persan, WeirdWolfie99

Me: He he, bottom.

Sirius: He he, Blaise the fire fly from Tinkerbell.

Remus: *just hugs child and boyfriend that will later be husband*

Sirius: Awwww Moony, you really do love us. *bats his eyelashes*

Remus: *mumbles* I better, ya copywolf.

Sirius: *chuckles* Copywolf?

Remus: I'm a werewolf, you're a dog. You copied me bitch!

Me and Starbucks: *gasp*

Remus: Shut up you three.

James: Why?

Remus: Because.

Me: Why?

Remus: *eats chocolate cuz he done with people* I'm cool with the ship.

Sirius: Luna x Neville should have been cannon......

Me: I agree with Siri but I ship it like FedEx.

James: Why are we so random like what the fuck do we do here?

Me: *shrugs* I don't know but people like it for some reason.

James: Why?

Me: You ask them! We break the fourth wall you idiot!

James: I'm too lazzzzzzzzyyyyyy.

Me: Just like y'all were too lazy to remember I existed in the last chapter?

Sirius: We already said we were sorry.

Me: Mhm. You screamed, and I quote: "Child what the fuck are you doing on the floor. Get yo ass up!"

Sirius: Well why didn't you just get up then?

Me: *points to wheel chair I'm in* Does this answer your dumbass question?

Sirius: Oh yeah. You have crippling depression.

Remus: *slaps his forehead*

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