Homer Simpson x Marge Simpson

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Me: Sorry for not updating. I am DEPRESSED!

James: *sarcastically* Wooooooooooowwwww!! Such a shocker!

Sirius: *also sarcastic* What's next? Zack having crippling anxiety? Oh noooo! What ever shall we do!

Me: *smug face with a desire to kill 2 idiots*  Oh yeah!? Getting angsty without dicks in your ass boys?

Remus and Severus: *wearing a mask and staying 12 feet away with 6 × 3 bottles of dish soap.*

James: At least we have a significant other ya horny ass bottom with a daddy kink!

Severus: And how would you know all that Potter?

Wolfstar: *smirking* ZAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!

James: *whispers* Shut up you hopeless gays!

Severus:......Goodbye James. *gets outta this bs*

James: *mumbles* Dick heads...

Sirius: Well you ain't wrong about liking head.......

Remus: It's magically delicious.....

Me: I just want someone to love me even when I act like a 2 year old on crack..........

James: OK well you're sad....... This ship is as good as doh-nuts

Sirius: I like nuts!

Remus: *knocks Sirius on the head*

Sirius: CHiCkeNssSs aRE EvERyWHEEErRRe!!!! *passes out*

Remus: Oops! Too hard?

James: That's what she said.

Me: Marge and Homer are simps.

Remus: I'm tired of you turkeys.

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