Me: Sorry for not updating. I am DEPRESSED!
James: *sarcastically* Wooooooooooowwwww!! Such a shocker!
Sirius: *also sarcastic* What's next? Zack having crippling anxiety? Oh noooo! What ever shall we do!
Me: *smug face with a desire to kill 2 idiots* Oh yeah!? Getting angsty without dicks in your ass boys?
Remus and Severus: *wearing a mask and staying 12 feet away with 6 × 3 bottles of dish soap.*
James: At least we have a significant other ya horny ass bottom with a daddy kink!
Severus: And how would you know all that Potter?
Wolfstar: *smirking* ZAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!
James: *whispers* Shut up you hopeless gays!
Severus:......Goodbye James. *gets outta this bs*
James: *mumbles* Dick heads...
Sirius: Well you ain't wrong about liking head.......
Remus: It's magically delicious.....
Me: I just want someone to love me even when I act like a 2 year old on crack..........
James: OK well you're sad....... This ship is as good as doh-nuts
Sirius: I like nuts!
Remus: *knocks Sirius on the head*
Sirius: CHiCkeNssSs aRE EvERyWHEEErRRe!!!! *passes out*
Remus: Oops! Too hard?
James: That's what she said.
Me: Marge and Homer are simps.
Remus: I'm tired of you turkeys.

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The Maurauders And Me React To Ships
RandomY'all probably don't give a fuck about my opinion, I'm just doing this for fun. It's basically gonna be me and the Maurauders (at Hogwarts age) reacting to ships. They don't have to be Harry Potter and I take requests. Enjoy! (Started 2018)