Remus: Suggested by PalakhValecha
Me: Btw thanks for Snivelly the dagger!
Sirius: Somebody gave you a dagger?! Are they insane!
*Philip hits Sirius multiple times*
Remus: You need to see a therapist.
Me: I actually do see one! Because apparently I have 'issues'.
James:*mumbling* No kidding.
Me: What did I just hear?
James: Let's just get back to the ship.
Me: We have to wait for Sirius.
Sirius: *grumbling* I'm up. And please don't use the dagger on us.
Me: Don't worry, I'll only use it for people who REALLY deserve it. For example. *Snaps fingers*
Peter: Hey guys, where have you-
*Snivelly kills Peter*
Sirius, James, and Remus: WHAT THE FUCK!
Me: 0/10!!! I ship wolfstar too much!
James: I totally agree! Plus I don't like Sirius that way.
Remus's inner wolf: *BACK OFF BITCH! THIS BOI IS MINE!*
Remus: I guess I can see how they are somewhat compatible when it comes to interests.
Remus's inner wolf: *WHAT THE FUCK! YOU DON'T SUPPORT THIS SHIP AND YOU KNOW IT! SHUT UP!*
Sirius: Fuck no. I love my smol bean way too much.
Remus: *Blushing*
Me: Well said Sirius, well said. Bye.
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The Maurauders And Me React To Ships
RandomY'all probably don't give a fuck about my opinion, I'm just doing this for fun. It's basically gonna be me and the Maurauders (at Hogwarts age) reacting to ships. They don't have to be Harry Potter and I take requests. Enjoy!
