Please take a trip to Gotham, where the Dursleys go to the bank with a baby Harry Potter. Joker and Harley decide to steal him. He grows up in Gotham. Gotham villains are his Aunt and Uncle. That is until Hagrid comes to get Harry!
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There was silence at the Mansion this morning. Harley and Joker had been fighting the night before about Harley having another baby. A boy this time, Harley wanted to call him JJ. Joker Junior. Joker wanted to try, but he didn't want any of the going through, the big belly and all that. That was what the argument was about. He didn't want to have to be genial with her for the next nine months. Harley argued that is was a short time to wait for her having a boy! Lucy was the cutest thing ever she looked just like her Mother, blond blue eyes, a real knockout. Even at the age of two. Lucy even had her playpen, and a cot at the club so Joker and Harley could watch her all night long. They of course had made a sound proof room for her to be in. Harley thought her Puddin was just so wonderful, that was until last night. With the house up and dressed, Lucy being baby sat by Panda himself, Harley went to find Joker.
He was sitting in his office still stewing over last night's fight. They had not made up, and that bothered him. Not because he thought she would leave, he would kill her first, but because this was the worst argument they had had since the early days. He sat tapping his head with his gun, his green hair glowing today. Joker on auto pilot pulled a gun on him as frost entered. "Are we ready Boss?" Frost asked standing his ground and disturbing Joker's train of thought. "Yes, yes we are, what about Harley?" Joker asked his eyes flashing at Frost. "She's waiting in the Van." Frost said. "Right where she should be."Joker said laughing. Frost gave him a grin, as he turned to leave the Mansion.
On the other side of town there was a different kind of family were arriving in town. "Oh Vernon, Diddy is hungry Vernon, we have to stop somewhere." Petunia Dursley said to her husband as they drove into Gotham. As if on cue Dudley began to cry, which in turn set off Harry. "Now you have done it Petunia, you set the other one off!" Vernon said becoming very annoyed. He did not want to come to this god forsaken country in the fist place for a holiday. But Petunia insisted,it would be good for Dudley to see the world. "This place is a lot like home." Petunia said with a smile at him, she was trying to make good of a bad situation. "If you mean it is raining like home, then yes it is good. But it is not home Petunia, I don't know where I can get food for Dudley." Vernon whined.
"Oh look Vernon there is a Bank, we had to cash one more of those cheque things to get back home. We could ask in there. Oh for goodness sake Harry BE QUIET!" Petunia yelled at him. Harry as if he knew it was his voice annoying them sat silently in the car. But one year old Dudley continued to cry. "Alright son I am getting money and directions now." Vernon said stopping the car. "I am coming too, you always get the wrong directions and we end up getting lost." Petunia said in her high pitched whine. "Oh alright let me get the pram." Vernon said complaining again as he did it.
Joker and Harley still not speaking climbed out of the black van, the bank was filled with people. Joker had on his long Purple jacket, Harley in her red and black tights with a red and black tight crop top, she jingled the bells on her hat as she placed her arm through Jokers. They strolled into the bank as usual, Joker's eyes roving the crowd. His eyes rested upon the Dursley's for a second before moving on. As this was happening Frost and the rest of Joker's goons had taken up spots around the bank.
