Please take a trip to Gotham, where the Dursleys go to the bank with a baby Harry Potter. Joker and Harley decide to steal him. He grows up in Gotham. Gotham villains are his Aunt and Uncle. That is until Hagrid comes to get Harry!
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Joker jumped down into the dark shop, where the hell was he. Harley dropped down next to him almost as silent as him. "The kids are coming Mr J!" Harley said with a giggle. "Thanks Harley." Joker said sarcastically. "Cool a toy store." Harry said as he slipped down into the shop with Lucy. "Are we allowed to take what we want?" Lucy asked with a laugh. "Yes, yes, Frost where is he?" Joker asked looking up at him. "He has gone around the back." Frost said as he dropped down into the shop too. "Harley you take the children and go with Frost, I will deal with Him." Joker said heading to the back of the store. "Alright Mr J." Harley said with a grin. She run down the isle of the shop to the children, Frost on her heels.
"What ya up to Batty?" Joker called as Batman came around the corner of the shop. He stopped and looked at Joker, where were the rest of them he thought. "I am entering the toy store, I am alone." Batman said into his com link to Alfred. "I have it Sir, the children are coming out the front of the store. Joker is with you alone." Alfred replied in Batman's ear. "Yes." Batman said watching Joker. "Who are you talking to ya fool, ya butler?" Joker said laughing. "There is no one here but us Joker." Batman said not even moving. "Yes Batman we are alone, were ya wanting a toy were ya?" Joker asked laughing. "A Batman toy." Barman said, he would hold him up here give Alfred a chance to take Harley and the children. "Well I don't know, I think The Joker toy is a better fit for you." Joker said laughing. "No I know you want the Harley toy don't ya Batman?" Joker asked again laughing at his own joke. "No." Batman said. "What ya don't want my Harley?" Joker asked smileing at Batman. "No." Batman said again hopeing to distract him long enough for Alfred to get them. "I do not have a passion for bottle blonds." Batman said. "Yes you do Sir." Alfred said into his com link. "My Harley aint a bottle blond, but you will never get to find that out will ya Batty?" Joker said laughing, surely the had gotten out by now. "No neater would I want to." Batman said. "Oh ya want to, you see your life is so boring ya wear black all the time." Joker said with another laugh at him. "No I do not." Batman said feeling like he had to defend himself with Joker. "Oh come on yes ya do, you take life far to serious. Why are ya like that. Look at my Harley, she is very colorful." Joker said with a grin. "Just like you." Batman said he had dead calm from the radio, something had to have gone wrong. "Like I said ya far too serious. Life is for living, not standing around here shooting the shit with you Batty Man. Times a waiting, got to go." Joker said as he pulled out Harley baseball bat and swang at Batman.
"Sir we have a slight problem. I think we need to abort." Alfred said into Batman's ear as he dodged Joker's Baseball bat yet again. "Yes." Batman said as he ascended into the rooftops. "Ya time is coming Batty Man, ya better be ready!" Joker said as he laughed his laughter could be heard echoing through the ally at the back of the store.
Meanwhile inside the shop adrenaline was pumping as Harry and Lucy run up and down the rows of toys. Harry grabbed a couple of things he wanted, a game he had asked for forever, and three very special dolls. Lucy grabbed a few things too. She took a huge bear, a plush cat, two Barbie dolls, and a game of Ludo. "Look what I got Mummy." Lucy shouted at Harley when she finally found her. "Oh there ya are, now give them to Frost, ya can have them when we get home." Harley said. "Here ya go thanks Mr Frost."Lucy said giggling just like her Mother. Frost took the bootee and looked at Harley. "Put em in a bag maybe?" Harley said with a shrug as she run off with Lucy to find Harry. Frost looked around he found a Batman back pack and stuffed the toys inside, he followed Harley and Lucy with some not very nice words of wisdom. "Harry what are ya doing at the Batman display?" Harley asked giggling at him. "He looks kinda cool Mum." Harry said with a smile at her. "Well if ya want them don't show ya ...... no wait take one for me." Harley said with a grin. She threw him a Flash back pack. "Will do Mummy." Harry said he pulses were racing from all the excitement tonight. He and Lucy were finally allowed out on a heist, only a small one, but one just the same. They had just taken over the local radio station to spread some cheer at Halloween. But as usual the Batman had turned up, they had to make their way into the toy shop through the roof to lose him. Harry's heart was racing, he thought he was going to go down by Harley when she found him at the Batman stand. Now he smiled as he run with her, Lucy and Frost to get to the front door.
As they did a man was standing waiting, he looked like a fool in his red leather tunic top with a bit black R on the top left corner. His black leather pants, didn't look too bad, but the thing that Harry laughed about the most was his yellow and black cape. "Why would ya wear a cape, do ya think ya are magic?" Harry laughed at him. "Yeah what do they call you R, for Ridiculous sided kick?" Lucy laughed. "Now children how do ya know he is connected to The Batman?" Harley asked giggling she thought the same as the children. "Dah the big bat on his belt Mother." Lucy said as is her Mother had grown two heads. "Oh?" Harley said nodding her head. "Come on you three no time to stand around talking to ya new friend." Frost said stuffing the Batman bag into the van. "You can go, you two Harley, we only want the boy. He dose not belong to you." Robin said standing his ground.
"What? Tell me is the cape a pain in the ass in battle?" Harry asked laughing as he circled him. "No." Robin said with the same bland voice Batman said. "He is with Batty." Harley said to Frost as if he did not know. "Yeah I guessed that." Frost said reaching for his gun. "What are ya going to do shoot an unarmed man, or should I say boy?" Harry said with a smile at Robin. "Yeah Frost leave him alone, he is kinda cute." Lucy said smileing at him. Robin stood still not knowing which one was going to make the first move on him. "Stay clam Master Robin." Alfred's voice came over Robins com. "I'm trying to." Robin said his eyes giving him away. "Who are ya talking to?" Harley asked smileing at him. "No one." Robin said as he gulped. Harley laughed she went for his ear piece and got it. The look of horror on Robin's face said it all. "She has my com!" He yelled. Alfred understood immediately he went dead on the radio.
"Hello, is any one there?" Harley asked slipping the ear piece into her ear. Silence. "Awe I guess he don't want to talk to me." Harley said doping the ear piece and standing on it. "Awe I think I broke it, Damn." Harley said giggling like a school girl. "Ya broke his toy Mother, let me fix it for ya." Harry said picking it up he put it in one hand, he waved his other over it. As he held out his hand the ear piece was whole again. "Here ya go, I would hate for ya not to have ya friend to talk to." Harry said laughing. "Time Harry." Frost said. "I like him Mummy he is a new toy to play with." Lucy said as they climbed into the waiting van. "Not till you are older Ace." Harley said laughing with her daughter. Robin watched the two get into the van, it was now or never he made his move on Harry. He run right to him and pinned him down on the ground. "You are coming with me boy." Robin said holding Harry down. What he had forgotten was that Frost was still out there watching. "Not tonight." Frost said punching Robin and knocking him out cold. "Thanks, I almost had him. Missed it by this much!" Harry said holding up his fingers in a pinch. They were still laughing about it as Joker came running around the corner. "I see ya had ya own fun out here."He said laughing as he climbed into the van, it speed away.
Later back at the house the children very proudly, showed Joker and Harley their new toys. "Look Dad it is you and Mum." Harry said pulling out two plastic figures. One dressed fully in purple suit with green hair and a wild look on his face. The other a girl with blond hair and red and blue tips. She wore a red and black jester outfit with a diamond pattern on it. "Aint they just the coolest thing ever?" Harry said playing with them, making them kiss and hug then beat up on each other. "Mr J did ya see they got ya face right too?" Harley said laughing. "Yes Harley but I don't have a suit like that do I?" He asked with a frown. "And I am the one that is supposed to be the ditsy one?" Harley said with a laugh. "Who cares, Mum show Dad the toy you got for him." Harry said getting excited. "Oh yeah Mr J, look what I got ya?" Harley said with a smile at him she handed him a Batman doll.
Joker laughed and laughed, he fell to the floor laughing. Harley watched him with her head on the side a grin on her face. "Oh Harley ya crack me up, why would I want one of them for? I ave the real thing to play with!" Joker said in fits of laughter...............................................................
