Harley Quinn and joker Steal harry potter 1?

penguin iceberg lounge

Harley and joker had told the children they were to finally meet some of their other villein friends.  "Ya never know if ya gonna run into them while ya are out on a job.  They need ta know that ya are not the enemy." Harley said over the Saturday dinner table.  "So Tomorrow night we are taking you to see The Iceberg Lounge.   It is owned by a friend of ours, you may have heard us talk about him.  His name is The Penguin!" Joker said smileing at the two wide eyed children.  "What is his real name?" Harry asked being curious as he is.  "Who cares is he the funny little man that walks funny.  Like a Penguin?" Lucy asked laughing.  "You my girl are not a super model ya know?" Harley said smileing at her.  "Sorry Mummy." Lucy said hanging her head.  "But is he the man Daddy?" Harry asked with a smile.  "Yes he is." Joker said laughing again.  "How come I got into trouble when I laughed at him?" Lucy asked with a pout.   "Because Harry and ya Dad are not making fun of Oswald, they are laughing to cover the fact that they are boys and they can't handle being friends with other boys." Harley said giggling it made sense to her.  "It must be a boy thing." Lucy said again with the pout.  "Excuse me young lady, how many jobs have you been on with us?" Joker asked now getting annoyed because it had been blown up more than it should have.  "Three." Lucy said with a smile.  "How many has Harry been on?" Joker asked.  "Just one." Lucy said smileing.  "So who is being given special treatment?" Joker asked.  "No one." Lucy said smileing again.  "We love ya both the same." Harley said giggling.  "Don't we Mr J?" she asked.  "Yes Harley." Joker said his green eyes shinning.

"Oswald" Joker said shaking his hand.  "I am so glad you could make it tonight, please come this way." Oswald said leading them to a table at the back.  "Harley you look amazing as always." Oswald said smileing at her.  "Why thank ya pengie." Harley said giggling as she sat beside her Mr J.  "What hansom children.  You must be Lucy, a stunner just like your Mother." Oswald said to Lucy.  Lucy giggled and said Hello,  Harry watched on with glee.  "And you are Harry?" Oswald said smileing at Harry.  "Sure am Sir." Harry said extending his hand to shake it.  As Oswald did he got a zap!  "Oh my goodness what a hand shake you have Harry.  You gave me quite a fright then." Oswald said smileing at him again.  He turned to Joker and smiled.  "What wold you all like to drink?" Oswald asked gushing over Joker.   "Grape Soda please the children both said at once.   "Well I shall see if we have any for you.  Champagne for the grown ups?" Oswald asked.  "Yes." Joker said smileing at penguin.  He had no intention of drinking the stuff, but he had made Oswald open a fine bottle of wine for him.  Joker laughed, he felt a presence beside him as he turned he seen a man, he wore a fine cut black dinner suit, short hair green eyes.  He looked a lot like Harry only older.  He smiled at Joker and faded off into the background of the club.   

"Aint that right Mr J?" Harley giggled at him.  "Yes, Harley what is right?" Joker asked looking at her.  "Ya look a little pale Mr J, are ya alright?" Harley asked giggling again at her own joke.  "So do you Harley, and yes our boy Harry is a prankster just like his Daddy." Joker laughed again.  "Maybe that should be his criminal name." Lucy smiled at Harry.  "Na I like JJ Better." Harry said.  "Oh so very clever JJ, Joker Junior yes?" Oswald said with a smile at Harry.  It was as if he was trying to place him with this particular family.  It was like he just didn't belong.  Probably because he didn't.  "Can we dance Mr Penguin?" Lucy asked.  "By all means please do." Oswald said with a smile at her.  "Come on Harry." Lucy said going on to the dance floor to dance. 

"He seems like a fun kid, just like you." Oswald said with one of his funny laughs.  "Yes he is a chip of the old block that is for sure." Joker said.  "I'm board, I'm gonna dance." Harley said jumping up to do just that with the children.  Oswald smiled but avoided looking at Harley as she danced.  He knew what happened to the last person who commented about his Harley, they are pushing up Daisy's now.   "So have they met with the Batman yet?" Oswald asked.  "Yes, he want's Harry." Joker said with a smile.  "Who would not, he has Magic dose he not?" Oswald asked sipping his drink.  "Yes, but he aint going to get him, or anyone else!" Joker said laughing.  "No I'm sure they will not." Oswald said sipping his drink again.  Harley and the children returned to the table.  "I think It's time we went." Joker said with a smile.  "Yes, yes of corse, please come again.  We are always open for the Prince of Crime." Oswald said with his funny laugh again.  "I bet you are Penguin.  Children." Joker said watching them.  "Yes thank you Mr Penguin." Lucy said with a smile.  Harry held out his hand again.  "No, not again." Oswald laughed.  "Well goodbye then." Harry said dropping his hand and smileing up at Penguin.  I will not be smileing up at you for long Harry thought.

Across the oceans Dudley was out with his friends at the park.  "No I am the boss, you are my number one, and You three are my goons." Dudley said smileing at them.  "But I don't want to be a goon." Tommy said whining again.  "Do I get a gun too?" David asked.  "Yes." Dudley said as if everyone knew they all got guns.  "So how do we play again?" David asked taking his twig gun from the ground.  "I am going to steal the money from the bank.  You are all gonna help me." He said with a smile.  "Why are we pretending to rob the bank?" Tommy asked looking at Dudley like he had lost his mind.  "Because that is what gangsters do." Dudley said with the everyone knows that look.   "I don't want to be a gangster." Tommy said throwing down his twig gun.   "Bang, you're Dead." Dudley said as he pointed his twig gun at Tommy.  

"Dudley Dursley, come here this minute!" Mrs Jones said.  "Yes Mrs Jones." Dudley said walking over with his feet dragging on the ground.  "Did i just see you hold a twig gun up to my poor Tommy and say he was dead?" She asked him.  "Yes, Mrs Jones." Dudley said.  "And where pray tell did you learn that kind of behavior?" She asked him wagging her finger at his face.  Dudley tried not to laugh, he seen her finger as a big fat sausage wagging at him.  "My cousin, Harry Potter." Dudley said being truthful.  "You do not have a cousin Dudley, don't lie to me.  He died when he was a baby." She said.  "No he didn't my Mum and Dad sold him to a crime family in Gotham.  I want to go and have fun with Harry.  I hate it here!" Dudley said stomping his foot on the ground.   Dudley was hoping his wish magic would take him to see Harry.  Of course it didn't but you can not blame a boy for trying.  

Mrs Jones marched Dudley home she knocked on the door with anger.  Petunia came to the door fluttered because it sounded urgent.  "Diddy are you alright?" She asked her eyes scanning him and Tommy for cuts or buries.  There were none.  "He is fine, but he picked up a twig gun and shot my Tommy dead!  Then he proceeded to tell me his cousin Harry was sold to a gangster family!" Mrs Jones said in haste.  "Oh my Diddy you have been telling porkies haven't you." Vernon said as he came up behind Petunia, her face in a state of shock.  "Yes he had Vernon, you should talk to the boy, he said he wants to be like these gangsters.  Too much television that is what I think." Mrs Jones said like she knew what was best for all children.  "Yes, must be.  We will talk with the boy, come Dudley." Vernon said smileing at Mrs Jones.  "My Tommy is not allowed to watch too much violence!" Mrs Jones continued as Vernon began to shut the door on her, he nodded. "Silly old biddy." Vernon said looking at Dudley.  "What was the name of the people ya sold Harry too?" Dudley asked with a smile.  "We did not sell Harry.  He went missing while we were on holidays." Vernon said.  "Is his name Penguin!" Dudley asked smileing again.  "What no, no Penguin, no names.  Petunia I want tea." Vernon said in distress.   "Ya know he has a night club, called the iceberg lounge.  Aint that cool." Dudley said walking away from them.  "I will get the tea Vernon dear, I need one too." Petunia finally spoke.

"Ya know when I grow up I am going to have a night club too." Harry said to Lucy.  "Are ya, what are ya gonna call it?" Lucy asked.  "Hogwarts!" Harry said smileing.  "Why?" Lucy asked.  "Sounds like a fancy pig to me." Harley said giggling.  "I don't know, I don't even know where the name came from.  But it sounds good to me." Harry said laughing.  "You can name ya club after a pig if ya want boy.  As long as the people come and ya make money.  And of corse ya are happy!" Joker said laughing again.  "Thanks Dad." Harry smiled at him.  "Right then time for bed, we have to go to work now." Harley giggled again.  "Are ya sure we can't help?" Lucy said with a devilish smile.  "Not this time.  Good night children." Joker said as he laughed Frost pulled away and the children could hear the laughter echo through the night..................................