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Joker was angry, he passed back and forth in front of his four men.  The Job bank job had not gone as planned and Harley had gotten hurt.  She was upstairs in their bed sleeping it off.  Joker turned his long purple jacket swinging out behind him, his whit handled gun in his hand.  He tapped it on his forehead.  "Do you or did you not say you would live for Harley and Me?  Did you not beg me to take you on to serve Harley and I?" He asked tapping his head with his gun again.  "Yes, Boss." They all chanted.  "Yes, Boss!  But what did you not do tonight?" He asked turning to look directly at them.  "We didn't,  We let,  We .... Harley got shot!" They all talked at once.  "You are the winner!" Joker said pointing his gun at the man who said 'Harley got shot'.  Joker held the gun to his head.  "Sorry boss." He said Joker laughed and laughed.  "Sorry Boss!" he said before pulling the trigger.  "Now what have you got to say?" He asked the next one.   "We won't let it happen again Boss." He said.  Joker laughed and laughed.  "No you will not." He said fireing the gun again.  "Now you?" Joker asked.  The third man looked at the last two, he shook his head avoiding eye contact.  "You?" Joker asked the next one.  He shook his head.  

"Well, well, well, Frost we have some who actually want to serve, or are they just plain stupid?" Joker asked laughing at his own joke.  "Just plain stupid Boss." Frost said with a sigh.  "Yes, I think they are.  Get!" He yelled at them, they of course left the room very fast.  "Clean it up." Joker said to Frost as he left the room to go to his Harley.  

The next morning Lucy and Harry run into the bedroom where Harley lay.  "Mummy Mummy!" They chanted as the bounced on the bed.  "It's Halloween!" Harry said bouncing on the bed as Harley lay there and smiled at the children.  "No bouncing Harry, Mummy is sick." Joker said taking him off the bed.  'Why is Mummy sick?" Lucy asked with concern.  "Mummy is not sick, I have been shot by the nasty GCPD." Harley said with a giggle.  "The Bastards!" Harry said. The room fell silent.   "Yes Harry they are bastards." Joker said laughing, Harley began to laugh too.  "Where did they get you Mummy?" Lucy asked.  "In the bottom." Harley said laughing again.  "The bastards!" Harry said again.  "OK then let's go get breakfast." Joker said garbing Harry and tickling him.  Harry giggled and wiggled in Jokers arms, then Joker was up against the wall and Harry was standing in front of him.  "He's powerful aint he?" Harley giggled.  "Yes." Joker said laughing again.  

"Mummy are you going to be able to go Trick or Treating with Harry and I tonight?" Lucy asked.  "Maybe." Harley giggled.  "Daddy please tell Mummy she has to come." Lucy said.  "Yes they have the most awesome costumes.  Mummy is going as someone called Cat Woman, and Lucy is going as Aunty Ivy." Harry said looking at Joker.  "So what are you going as?" Joker asked.  "A wizard, complete with a want and cape." Harry said laughing like Joker dose.  "you could go as The Goblin King." Lucy said laughing.  "How about I go as me, The Joker!" Joker said laughing.  "You know you are a boring Daddy." Harry said munching on his toast.  "Well I have an Idea, but it is a surprise for tonight.  It will make ya laugh I am sure." Joker said his blue eyes shinning at the thought of what he was about to do.

Later that night Harry come bounding down the stairs wearing his costume.  He had on a cape, a black suit underneath with a red and black striped tie, on his head sat a tall velvet pointed hat, in his hand was a crocked light up wand.  Lucy was dressed in her costume as Aunty Ivy.  She wore a tight green dress with green shoes, vines coming from the shoes to look like they were climbing up her leg.  Harley was next to arrive at the bottom of the stairs.  She was dressed in tight black leather, pants, a black leather jacket, with a black mask across her eyes.  She had on a long black wig with cat ears.   "Frost how do we look?" Harley asked.  "You all look amazing." He said with a laugh.  "Want a picture?" Frost asked.  They all gathered together to smile.  

The front door opened and there stood Ivy.  "Did ya think ya could get away with dressin up as me and not take me along?" Ivy said laughing.  Harley run to her laughing.  "You look like me!" Harley laughed.  "Do I?" Ivy said giggling just like Harley.  Today she wore a black and red all in one suit complete with the jester bell hat.  "You look like a miniature me!" Ivy said laughing and hugging Lucy.  "You Harry look complete!" Ivy said laughing as Harry hugged her too.  "So I guess we are ready to go?" Harley said with a wince her bottom still hurt.  

"No." Frost said.  "Boss?" He called over his shoulder.  The two goons that Joker had in his sights yesterday for the botch robbery job stood before the four people there.  It took them a long time to stop laughing long enough to ask why.  The each were bigger men, they were very hairy men.  Each had on black army boost, pink dance tights, with glittery pink Toto's.  As their eyes roamed higher they could see the makeup on each one.  Bright green eye shadow, red clown lips and a red nose.  Each had on a curly colorful rainbow wig with a glittery tiara on their heads.  Harley was laughing so much she had fallen to the floor in a fit.  Harry and Lucy laughed so hard they almost cried.  As Ivy bent down to help Harley back up Joker wandered into the room.  

"I can see my work here is done!" He said giving them a bow.  Which sent them into more fits of laughter.  Joker had fluffed out his green hair, and atop of his head sat a small white with red trim nurses hat.  He wore a white nurse's uniform.  The old fashioned one with red trim.  Joker had his uniform open at the chest. His legs were bare and on his feet were his black Doc Martin shoes.  He was smileing his red lips open with a grin that went literally from ear to ear.  "Are we ready to go scare some neighbors?" Joker said giving the goons a goodie bag each he laughed.  "Let's do it!" Harry and Lucy laughed.  "I see you have come in normal cloths tonight Joke, maybe next time you could at least put some effort in and dress up for the children!" Ivy said laughing as they left the house.  "You should be more worried I do not mistake you for the real Harley, Plant thing!" Joker said laughing back at her.  

"Mummy, I don't like this costume, it itches!" Dudley complained as he scratched away at the dog suit his mother had gotten for him. "Go on with you Dudley, it was all I could get." Petunia said smileing at the boy.  "I bet Harry is not got one so good." Vernon said. "Who is this Harry you all keep talking abut?" Dudley asked.  "No one for you to worry about any more." Petunia said again patting Dudley.  "Don't pat me, I wanted to be a cowboy!" He yelled at her stomping his foot on the ground.  "I know but they didn't have any of them left." Petunia said with  a sigh.  "I want to be a cowboy, I want to be a cowboy!" Dudley said jumping up and down.  As he did his costume turned from a Dog to a Cowboy suit, complete with two cap guns.  "Vernon!" Petunia shouted at him.  "What ..... Oh...... Petunia .... Not our Dudley!"Vernon said.  Dudley stopped jumping and realized what he had done, he smiled and grabbed for his guns shooting at everything and laughing.  "I am a cowboy!" He said running from his parents to harass the children of the neighborhood.  "Oh Vernon what are we going to do?" Petunia asked.  "This is all your fault Petunia, if you had not sold Harry our Dudley would be alright!" Vernon said.  "Vernon!"Petunia said.  

Meanwhile back in Gotham Batman had a meeting with an old friend.  He sat in the club at the table watching the show, he clapped like everyone else, finished his drink and went to go backstage to talk to his friend.  "Hello Zee?"Batman said.  "Batman?  to what do I owe this pleasure?" She asked.  She of course was Zatanna the stage Magician, and a real live one. 

While The Batman investigated Harry, he was out having so much fun with the goons and Joker.  For every piece of candy he got the goons got one too so they could be taken home and shared with the household.  This was Joker's punishment for letting Harley get shoot.  For Joker life was too short for anything but laughing and loving Harley.  "It's like having four kids aint it Harls?" Joker asked her as they stood watching Harry and Lucy talk and laugh with the people in the house, then watch the shock as they had to give more candy to the goons.  "Yes Puddin it is." Harley said laughing.  "They aint quite as cute at the little one's" Ivy said with a smile.  "No but they got just as much candy." Joker said laughing. 

There were giggles all around and laughter as the family arrived home.  "Brush ya teeth then I will be up to tuck ya in." Harley said taking the bags of candy form the children. "Yes Mummy." Both of them replied laughing.  "Well I think I will be off too, I want to become me again." Ivy said.  "Well I think ya made a great me." Harley said laughing as she waved her friend goodbye.  "Then there were two." Joker said taking Harley into his arms he kissed her.  "I have wanted to do that all night." Joker said molding himself to her soft form.  "I'm glad ya waited, I don't think Ivy would have liked it." Harley said with a giggle.  "Neather would have I." He said pushing Harley away from him with a smile.  "Ready Mummy!" The children called.  "I will see you in the bedroom soon." Joker said to her with a smoldering look. Harley knew he was going to get out the bear skin rug, light the fire, and get her grape soda.  She run up the stairs for tuck in and story time, she had to meet her Puddin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!