Harley Quinn and joker Steal harry potter 1?

bonding time with his mum

The one year old Harry seemed to settle in well with the routine of the house.  He liked to share the play pen with the now two year old Lucy.  She thought he was the best, it Harry this, Harry that.  If Harley took him out of the playpen to change him Lucy squealed until he was back.  Of course the play pen was on ordinary one, no not for Joker and Harley's girl.  Joker had gotten one of the goons to build one twice the size of the ones in the shop.  He liked to watch them sometimes while he was in his office.  Through the door, well he liked to see Harley sitting in there with Lucy playing.  

"Harley?" Joker called again this time he was getting annoyed.  "Here Mr J." Harley said running along with Lucy at her feet and Harry in her arms.  She run to him placed Harry on the floor and kissed him with passion.  He of course liked this he dipped her backwards.  "Oh Harley, ya make me want to carry ya up stairs right now, to throe ya on a bear skin rug, in front of the fire." Joker said to her.  "I can go get the grape soda?" Harley giggled at him forgetting about the children at their feet.  As if on cue Harry crawled over to Joker and warped himself around his leg.  "Dada?" Harry got out with a dribble on Joker's black suit pants.  

"Oh look Puddin, he like's ya, he thinks your his Daddy!" Harley said giggling at him.  The blue eyes shined as they looked down at the boy.  "His hair is the wrong colour." he said laughing.  "We can fix that Puddin." Harley flashed a silly smile at him.  "Mummy, Mummy!" Lucy said stomping her foot at them.  "She has your temper." Joker said laughing.  They bent down at the same time picking up the children.  

"Ah the perfect family." Frost said as he came into the room smileing at them.  "Do ya think?" Harley said laughing.  "What can we do for you at this moment?" Joker said looking at Harry and not at Frost.  "There is a news flash ya might want to see." Frost said to them.  "Why has the Batman fallen into a vat of ace chemicals?" Joker asked laughing.  "No that would be good thought.  The boy Harry, his family are on the tv." Frost said the room fell silent even the children fell silent.  Joker slowly turned to look at Frost with murderous eyes.  "Don't shoot the messenger.  I just thought you should know." Frost said with no fear of Joker.

"Puddin they said I could have him!  What are we gonna do Mr J?" Harley said hugging Lucy close to her, she placed a hand on Harry leg.  "Lets go watch the news and see." Joker said laughing.  He strode out of the room with Baby Harry on his hip.   The massive TV that covered half of the room's wall was blaring away on News 24/7.  "These poor victims of crime, must now suffer the loss of their poor nephew Harry.  I am Vicky Vale for the 24/7 news." She said smileing into the camera.  

Jokers eyes slid over too Frost.  "They are saying Harley stole the child.  That they are devastated to lose their nephew." Frost said.  "Really!" Joker said with a laugh.  "They said I could have him Mr J.  They both did." Harley said with a tremble in her voice.  "Where are they staying?" Joker asked.  "She said they are held up at the Royal Hotel.  The GCPD are watching, that means so is the Bat." Frost said.  "Yes, yes they are aren't they." Joker said with one of his famous laughs.  His hand patting at Harry.  The boy clinging to him, like his life depended on it.  

"We have a plant at the Royal, her name is Sally." Frost said.  Joker's head was bowed touching his with Harry.  The blue eyes came to life as he lifted his head.  "I like the way you think.  Harley take the children we have work to do." Joker said handing Harry over to her, she took him placing Lucy on the floor she held her hand.  As he watched her walk away he smiled, he turned to Frost.  "They aint left yet, and I guarantee they are not taking the boy out of Gotham." he said with a laugh.  Frost smiled.  

With in the hour they had located Sally at home.  "Knock Knock, Who's there?" Joker asked as he burst into the room.  "I think I'm supposed top say that." Sally said standing her ground against Joker and his goons.  They filed in surrounding her.  "Well well well what do we have here?" He asked walking around her Joker looked her up and down.  Today she was dressed ready for work, in her royal uniform.  "Honey I am ........" Sally's partner Alice said to her as she stopped dead in her tracks.  She was dressed for the gym.