Harley Quinn and joker Steal harry potter 1?

getting contact lenses

Harry woke up excited, today was the day, today Harry was off to go pick up his contact lenses.  Harry could finally not wear his glasses, even though Mummy said he looked handsome in them.  Lucy said that Harry could wear a hessian bag and Mummy would say he looked handsome.  Harry didn't think so.  His Mummy was very stylish, she wore red and black all in one suit with red and black diamond shapes on one leg.  Harry loved her hat the most, it had bells on it, he could remember when he was younger she would put it on when she played with him.  Harry had fond memories of that hat.  Harry smiled to himself his green eyes shinning back at him from the mirror.  Yes today was the day the gold glasses were put away.  

Harry could remember the first time Harley had found out he needed glasses.  She was the most supportive, and loving Mother a boy could want.  Harry remembered getting his first ever brown glasses, he was so happy he could see properly he didn't care that they were brown, then Daddy had taken him to get some new glasses, as he had outgrown them.  Joker had picked gold rimmed ones, as we all know Joker likes his bling.   Harry didn't mind then, he thought it was fun that Joker had picked such extravagant glasses for him.   Mummy and Daddy talked about why he might have needed glasses.  They of course did not know his parentage.  They thought that it had something to do with the lightning bolt scar on his head.  Harry did too, but he did not know how he had gotten it.  He smiled at himself in the mirror, that was a mystery for another day.  Today was a new adventure into learning how to look good with his new contact lenses.  "You got this!" He said to himself with a smile.  Harry blinked for a second he seen the other boy starring back at him, the one someone called 'Dudley'. 

Dudley stood looking into the mirror, he was thinking about the boy his Mum and Dad called Harry, then he appeared for a second.  Dudley jumped back form the mirror in shock, did he do that or was it Harry? He was sure it was not him, or was it?  He puffed out his chest taking full claim over it as his magic.  But he didn't take any claim over the feelings he was feeling.  He felt happy and excited about some thing Harry called contact lenses.  He pictured Harry with gold rimmed glasses, in a round shape.  Then he seen the little box with the two lenses in it.  He wrinkled his nose and checked one more time in the mirror to make sure Harry was not watching him.  "Mummy, dose Harry wear glasses?" He asked at the breakfast table.  "Not more about that silly boy.  He is not in your life anymore.  We have no need to worry about him Lad." Vernon said running his hand over his walrus like moustache.  "I just seen him in the mirror again." Dudley said goading his parents.  "Really Diddy you have to stop these silly stories.  We will get you the game you want.  You don't have to tell us porkies." Petunia said, knowing that he was not, but wanting to change the subject.  

Dudley smiled, he had gotten what he wanted.  "Thank you Mummy.  I am off to school now, no need to say goodbye.  See you both at dinner." Dudley said with his usual self adsorbed smile.  "Vernon he is seeing more and more of the boy." Petunia said wringing her hands as she spoke.  "As you said dear he is just wanting to get things out of us.  And it worked." Vernon replied folding his paper and taking his lunch box to go to his work.  "You know the law stated that we bring Harry up Vernon, did we do the right thing?" Petunia asked.  "Yes dear, look at out Dudley he dose not have to share us with his cousin now." Vernon said trying to laugh off the fact that he did think they had done the wrong thing.  "Oh Vernon do you think I should send a note to the Batman, he keeps sending us letters every week?" Petunia said.  "No Petunia I do not!  Now let that be the end of it!"Vernon said before leaving to go to his work.  

"So Sir do I sent the letter again?" Alfred asked Bruce Wayne.  "Yes Alfred, the boy can not stay with the crazy pair forever." Bruce said with a sigh.  "No luck in getting him away form them then Sir?" Alfred asked.  "No unfortunately not.  If only they would answer the letter I could just go and take him form school." Bruce said.  "Yes the situation is a little tricky Sir, I must say." Alfred said with a chuckle.  "Yes, Alfred, but we keep sending the letters, and watch the boy to make sure they do not turn him into a killer like them." Bruce said again with the sigh. 

"So are ya excited Harry?" Harley asked her blue eyes shinning at him.  "I can not wait to get there." Harry said scoffing down his cereal.  "Slow down boy ya gonna choke." Joker said laughing.  "He just don't want to clean up the mess." Lucy said laughing.  "Has he ever?" Harley asked laughing.  "Are you girl saying I don't so me own dirty work?" Joker said his eyes boring into Harley.  "Yeah I am, that is why ya have ya man Frost aint it?" Harley said with a giggle at him.  Joker stood watching her through half closed eyes.  "Harley if anyone else said that I would kill them and get Frost to clean it up.  But because it is you, I will have to punish ya later." Joker said laughing at her.  "I can take it Mr J, I know you can too!" Harley said laughing.  "Come it is time we went." Joker said turning and walking out of the kitchen.  "Are ya happy now Mother, he is in a mood now." Lucy said swinging her bag over her shoulder.  "No he aint, he is just playing with ya." Harley said giggling again.  

Later at the optometrist Harry sat up in the chair with excitement, the time was finally here!  The optometrist stood watching the pair of clown's in her rooms again.  She was shaking in her boot's she had had panic attacks about today.  She thought they were going to get the lenses and run.  She actually feared for her life today.  Why could they not go to another one, there were at least ten in the city.  She took a deep breath and entered the room he was there sexy as hell, standing with his long purple jacket on, no shirt as usual.  God how was she ever to work on the boy with him standing there like that.   Then there was the other one, small but boy did she have a set of lungs on her, how did he stand it.  But when she seen them together she knew why, he loved her as much as he loved life.  They were a pair, they fit together like a hand in a glove, they were made for each other.  The boy, well he was amazing his eyes were from an old sole.  He had someone watching out for him she just knew it.   But he did not belong with these two that much was clear.  

"Well Harry how are you this morning?" She asked him smileing at him.  She smiled at Joker and Harley remembering no to stare at them.  "I am so excited, today is the day!" Harry said clapping his hands together like Harley did.   "Good to hear, we have them here for you.  Now we will have a few turns at placing them in and taking them out.  Then I will go through the care you need to take with them.  Is that understood?" She asked Harry.  "Yes Miss it is like brushing ya teeth they have to be cared for every day." Harry said quoting her.  "He understand's don't ya Harry?" Harley said, what was wrong with her, did she not go over this last visit, give the boy his contact already.  "OK, Harry let me take these glasses, now tilt your head back, that's good.  I will put them in first then you can do it." She said to him trying to be gentle with him. "They may sting for a moment." She said placing them into his eyes.   She had never in her life seen anything like it, they sat snug into his eyes.  Harry blinked and they had set.  She was amazed, he took them out them, put them back in like he had been wearing them forever.  

"Y look totally amazing." Harley said to him giggling.  "Yes boy you they suit you." Joker said laughing.  Linda looked at him and smiled.  "Here are your clear one's now don't forget your fluid to clean them in.  Any problems come and see me." Linda said feeling relieved it was almost over and she was still alive.  "Do ya have a mirror so I can see em?" Harry asked with a smile at her.  "Yes, yes of course here you go." Linda said holding up the mirror.  Harry looked into the mirror and smiled, his green neon contacts shining out at him.  It was the same dark green that Harry had in his hair.  Now he felt like one of the family.  

"Thanks doc, send the bill here." Joker said handing Linda a business card with a gold embossed Joker on it.  "I will good bye Harry.  I want to see you in three months to see how you are going." Linda said smileing at him again with relief.  "Thanks doc." Harley said giggling as she left the office with her two men.   "Come on we will take ya to school, so ya can scare some of the kids before tonight.  Ya know it is our favorite time of the year.  Halloween!!!" Harley giggled.  "Mine too Mummy!" Harry said with his Farther's laugh..............................................................