Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid
And his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles till the pain went away
Whiskey was his friend
He didn't have another
Vicodin in his voice
His real and only lover
Yup
Smoked a pack or two
It never was a problem
Popped a pill or two
They really made him blossom
Yup
Take a sip
Take a sip
Take a sip
And a trip
And a trip
And a trip
And I'm like
When you bitch
When you bitch
When you bitch
Counterfeit
hypocrite
holyshit
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
He downed another bottle till the pain went away
Whisky was his friend
He didn't have another
Vicodin in his voice
His one and only lover
Yup
Smoked a pack or two
It never was a problem
Popped a pill or two
They really made him blossom
Yup
Take a sip
Take a sip
Take a sip
And a trip
And a trip
And a trip
And I'm like
When you bitch
When you bitch
When you bitch
Counterfeit
hypocrite
holy shit
(x2)
Everybody gets high
(x8)
Yup
Take a sip
Take a sip
Take a sip
And a trip
And a trip
And a trip
And I'm like
When you bitch
When you bitch
When you bitch
Counterfeit
Hypocrite
Holy shit
Everybody gets high
(x8)
