OP M.I.F.P (Sequel to I'm Not As Evil As You)

Bic Camera or Yamada Denki?!

Authors' Note:

Bic Camera and Yamada Denki are 2 Japanese electronics consumer companies. Both have planted their stores everywhere, and many people argue about them. Just in case you lovelies didn't know.

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"Bic Camera?!"

"Yeah. What's wrong? You don't like Bic Camera?"

"No no, it's just that I prefer Yamada Denki. Their products are so much better."

Shizuo turned around abruptly and glared at Izaya as if he had 3 heads. "Bic Camera all the way."

Izaya stubbornly shook his head. "Yamada Denki has the most popular manga."

"At least Bic Camera has the entire series!"

Both men stood in silence in front of the Bic Camera building.

All of a sudden, Shizuo snatched Izaya's hand and dragged him in.

"Let's prove to this poor man how much better Bic Camera is," The blonde muttered confidently.

Izaya sighed as his feet grazed the ground.

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"Is it not only the best electronics consumer company in the world, it has-"

Shizuo had dragged him to the manga section of the building when those very words, the best electronics consumer company in the world, snapped up the informant's attention. "Wait wait wait!" The raven shook his head so fast that his hair swooshed along, too. "Yamada Denki is obviously the best electronics consumer company ever!"

Shizuo snorted. "Wanna bet?"

Izaya nodded and smiled, his chest tingling with the excitement of a brand new challenge.

A weird one, too, He suddenly thought.

The older male gave a ferocious grin, revealing his excitement of the bet, too. "Go to your garbage Yamada Denki and come back with all of the Puella Magi Madoka Magica volumes! Then, we'll point out the good traits of the manga in our arms, and see who has more."

"What does the winner get?"

"A 100 yen!" Shizuo grinned.

"And the loser?"

"Hmm... The loser has to do whatever the winner wants. Only once, not for a whole day or whatever."

Izaya smirked. "Ok! Puella only has 5 volumes. This is gonna be easy!"

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Shizuo had won. He had many better traits, and Izaya had quite a lot, too, but Shizuo's were better.

He was just really happy about the 100 yen.

The Beast of Ikebukuro laughed as walked home with Izaya. Izaya has his arms crossed over his chest, and he was looking the other way, his face the colour of a cherry. "Not funny," He huffed. "Stop laughing!"

"Ok ok, I'm sorry!" Shizuo snorted, and pulled his boyfriend into a hug. "Look, I stopped. Happy?"

Izaya smiled, though he was not so happy. He liked it when Shizuo was cheerful, when Shizuo was laughing. It gave him a warm feeling. "Yeah," He lied. Lying was such an easy thing to do for the raven, he could do it in his sleep. "So, what are you going to make me do?"

Shizuo stood up straight and wondered. "Hmm... I dunno. I'll think about it."

"Well, be quick, I don't like waiting."

"I know."

Izaya suddenly grinned. "Shizu-chan! Let's go to the park!"

Shizuo looked skeptical. "The park?! Kids don't really, you know, like me. I'd...rather not."

Izaya blinked. "Then where do you wanna go?"

"Not now, baby. I gotta run, or else, I-I'll be late for-uh-work, and Tom'll get mad, 'Kay?"

The red-eyed raven stopped walking and looked at Shizuo. "Are you sure? Maybe you're mistaken."

Shizuo checked the time on his phone. "Nope. I really gotta run, ok? I'll see you later, baby." When seeing the look of confusion and suspicion on Izaya's face, Shizuo quickly pressed their lips together.

Izaya was surprised. He definitely didn't expect such a thing in public, not to mention a crowded place like Bic Camera.

Shizuo pulled back and waved. "See ya later, 'kay, baby?"

Izaya blinked and gave a stiff wave back, which made the older male laugh as he walked away.

But instead of turning the other way, Izaya secretly followed behind Shizuo's path.