Voltron//Langst//One Shots

Why Me? Part 3 (last one)

"I am honestly not in the fucking mood today." Lance mumbled as he charged at a training dummy "Lance wait!" Shiro yelled "You don't do close combat get over here!" Pidge yelled. But Lance ignored them. He took two small blades and tried to stab a training dummies in the chest but he  was stopped by the dummies string grip.  He slid one of his knives back into his pocket an drop kicked the dummy. He then took his index fing a pushed a point on the back of the dummies skull that made it go limp. Lance took a deep breath and charged at two more. Once the dummies noticed that he was coming the charged at him. Lance slipped in between them and elbowed them in the back , then he twisted back around and threw his knives any the back of those heads. He did more of this "special combat" until all the dummies were down. "Lance..?" Shiro said "What the hell was that?!" Keith shouted "Look at my level in train and maybe bother to look at my training level." Lance said before walking out of the room. "Show blue paladins level!" Allura said. Then a hologram appeared and Allura stood their in shock. "We've underestimated Lance.." Hunk said. "Big time.." Pidge said. "Level 45 could kill an Altean! Especially a human!" Allura said. 

With Lance..

"God..why me...why am always underestimated. Why am I blamed. Why am I always hurting. WHY. FUCKING.ME. I don't want to live anymore... this is all too much..." Lance said out loud to himself. The the alarm started to beep  Loudly.  The paladins rushed to their lions...fighting blah blah blah. You know the story. It alway happens fighting blah blah. Lance was in the middle of battle when he was shot down. "Lance"  "Lance" the paladins cried as he fell to the nearest planet. The last thing they heard him say was "Why me". His funeral was 3 days later. And that's how I died. What about You earth 5 Lance? "Some rude comments and a rope." Earth 5 Lance replied. "Sharing death stories is...fun Earth 5 and 7 but we need to greet the newbie to the void.." earth 25 Lance said. "Oh what's your story newbie?!" Earth 5 Lance said. "Drivin insane by my-"Earth 13 Lance said but was cut off by Earth 5 and 7 saying "So called friends." "Yeah yeah we've heard it all before. I mean we are you after all!" Earth 7 Lance said 

And that's the end of why me!

TheWingedWerewolf here! I know I left in on a horrible note but it's only because I came up with a few ideas. But if you guys have any the please, speak up! I hope the ending wasn't to bad lol! Ciao for now my paladins!~