Elvis – I heard something about you the other day.
Celine – You don't know anyone who knows me. You heard diddly squat.
Elvis – So it's not true that you stripped to your underwear and tried to jump in the Bellagio fountains after King's sister's wedding?
Celine –
Elvis - ???
Celine – FML
Elvis – I'm impressed really. I thought I'd done some fucked up shit but...wow...I particularly like the way you sang 'My Heart Will Go On'
Celine – You'll never prove it.
Elvis – There's video. King came over last night and showed me.
Celine – I'll rip his lungs out.
Elvis – That's a bit permanent. Why not just rip out his nipple rings instead? He's so proud of that shit.
Celine – I'll keep it in mind. Shit. Gena wasn't there was she? No offence to your girlfriend but I don't know her and I don't want Ryan showing strangers footage like that.
Elvis – Gena and I are on a break.
Celine – Fucking hell Poodle. You guys have more breaks than an orthopaedic ward.
Poodle – Tell me about it. How about you? Are you still dating that stick up his ass banker?
Celine – Simon doesn't have a stick up his arse, he just doesn't appreciate the kind of sticky floored dive bars you want to meet us at.
Poodle – So of course he stayed home and you came alone. You had fun though right?
Celine – Of course I did Poodle, I always do with you.
Poodle – Lose the stiff Muffin, he's no good for you.
Muffin – Not ready to do that yet Poodle but you'll be the first to know when I push him off a bridge.
Poodle – Miss you.
Muffin – Miss you more.
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FanfictionDear God Series - 3 Zacky's life is a disaster zone. He's taking one hit after another and if he can't catch his breath soon he's going to suffocate. Fortunately he's always had one person he can talk to when times get tough. What the hell's a girl...
