Gordon – Stick a fucking fork in me I'm done
Jamie – Are you sure? That's gotta hurt.
Gordon – Not as much as being the kind of fuckup who can't make a relationship last beyond three months.
Jamie – Let me guess you broke up with the reporter.
Gordon – Troy's not a reporter he's a photo journalist.
Jamie – Does it matter? You broke up with him right?
Gordon –
Jamie –
Gordon – Okay we broke up.
Jamie – He's an idiot. Why would he want to let you go?
Gordon – I broke up with him.
Jamie – Did he cheat?
Gordon – No.
Jamie – Treat you badly?
Gordon – No he was pretty cool.
Jamie – Lay it on me Beyonce, should he have put a ring on it?
Beyonce – No! God no, I didn't want to marry him.
Jamie – So why did you break-up with him?
Beyonce – Because he was nice but let's face it he was no Thor.
Jamie – So that's what you're after? A Norse god?
Beyonce – At this point I'd even settle for Loki.
Jamie – I'm honored that you spare me a moment, considering my lack of god like attributes.
Beyonce – Are you kidding? You're totally Zeus, the big boss. Those Norse bitches run in fear.
Zeus – Thanks, I think.
Beyonce – My sister is getting married.
Zeus – Ah shit.
Beyonce – It's not like I want to get married but she's four years younger than me and I kind of feel like a failure at love.
Zeus – You're not a failure.
Beyonce – I know, it just feels that way sometimes. At least you and I can be single ladies together.
Zeus – Firstly, I'm not a lady.
Beyonce – Could have fooled me with all that make-up you used to wear.
Zeus – Secondly, I'm not single. I kind of met someone. I really like her.
Beyonce – I hate you.
Zeus – No you don't. You miss me just as much as I miss you.
Beyonce – Yeah I miss you. You still suck.
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Missing You Again
FanficDear God Series - 3 Zacky's life is a disaster zone. He's taking one hit after another and if he can't catch his breath soon he's going to suffocate. Fortunately he's always had one person he can talk to when times get tough. What the hell's a girl...
