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Iva: Welcome back to Gravity Falls Q&A!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A series where you guys give us questions, challenges, and comments which we have to answer and/or do!!!!!

Sage: I HAVE A DARE!!! CAN I DARE MYSELF TO JUMP INTO THE FLAMING PIT OF RHONDOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Iva: Uh, what the heck kinda dare is that?!?

Sage: A lit one XD

Iva: A dangerous one!!! I do NOT want my gf to die!!!

Sage: BUT IT'LL BE FUN!!!!!! *puppy eyes*

Iva: ........... I'm pretty sure DYING is NOT FUN!!!

Sage: BUT-!! ...

Iva: ........ *GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAN* FIIIIINE, but if you die, it's not my fault.

Sage: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*

Iva: *sigh* ...

Bill: Wait, are we aloud to dare ourselves?!?!?

Iva: I honestly had no idea.

~the sound of Sage yelling in excitement followed by something burning, then quiet~

Iva: Aaaaaaaaaand now I'm single.

Lau: *places a hand for comfort*

Sage: *appears* THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Iva: ... HOW?!? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?

Sage: I am an immortal creature!!!!!!!!

Iva: Every immortal has at least one weakness.

Sage: Excuse me?!?!?!? I AM AN ALL POWERFUL DEMON WITH NO WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!

Mabel: Except one!

Everyone: ???

Mabel: Iva's your weakness!!! I mean, you're an all powerful demon who fell for a simple mortal!!! The love story of a century!!!

Iva: She's not wrong.

Sage: *now beat red* ... I hate you all.

Iva: *pokes her cheek* You didn't say that earlier~!

Sage: *pushes her hand away turning redder* Sh-shut up...

Iva: Anyways-

Theo: Can Laurie go on another date?!?!?!?

Laurie: I shall never go out with anyone.

Theo: What about Di-?

Laurie: No.

Dipper: ...

Laurie: Sorry, Dips, but heck no. Bill will be lucky is Sans doesn't murder him.

Theo: I dare-!

Laurie: Yeah I'm not going on another date and no one will make me do it.

Dipper: What about Sans?

Laurie: *blushes* Um- W-well n-not um I don't know...

Theo: I DARE-

Iva: NO!!! NO MORE DATES!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!

Theo: Hmph, fine...

Iva: *sighs of relief*

Laurie: Wait, I have a question for Dipper. Dipper, are you ever an overprotective brother.

Dipper: Only sometimes, it's rare of me. But I still don't completely trust Bill so-

Bill: *fake pout* Hey!!! I'm good now!!!

Dipper: ... right...

Iva: *rolls her eyes* Anyways, thank you for reading!!! If you wish for more, make sure to leave a comment, question, and/or challenge!!! And remember: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEEEE!!!

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