🎄Fifth Day🎄

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"On the fifth day of Christmas, Cipher gave to us...

Five golden demons!!!!!!

Four annoying gnomes

Three old journals

Two sets of twins

And a small hat on a pine tree."

Iva: I need to apologize for not posting this yesterday and I'm so so so so so so so so so so sorry about that!!!

Five Bills: Hi!!!

Iva: ... oh for f*ck's sake.

Lau: LANGUAGE!!!

Bill 2: What's wrong, Iva? 

Bill 4: Has your nightmares become reality?

Iva: The nightmares of you annoying me? Yeah.

Bill 5: So mean!

Iva: Anyways-

Sage: I DARE MYSELF TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER BECAUSE IT'S FUN!!!

Everyone: ...

Iva: ... go ahead.

Sage: YAY!!! *disappears*

Dipper: Well, that happened.

Bill 3: This is happening too!!!

Dipper: Yay...

Mabel: NEXT COMMENT!!!

Theo: Hey. I dare you guys to dress up as comic book characters.

Iva: From which comic books?

Theo: ... whichever?

Iva: ... superhero comics!!!

Lau: YUS!!!

Iva: *snaps her fingers, now as Super Girl* Yus bish! *snaps fingers giving everyone an either Marvel or DC superhero costume*

Mabel: I'M HARLEY QUINN!!! LOOK AT MY ADORABLE PIG TAILS!!!

Lau: *takes away her bat* I don't trust you with this.

Mabel: Aww...

Lau: Also, thanks for making me Captain Marvel!!!

Iva: You is welcome!

Dipper: Uh, why am I wearing this armor?

Iva: You is Iron Man.

Dipper: ... who?

Iva: ... have you ever seen any movies or read any comics about Marvel and/or DC superheroes?

Dipper: No.

Iva: *faints*

Dipper: !!!!!!

Theo: Ouch ;^;^;^;

Bill 1: Anyways, thank you for reading!!! If you wish for more, make sure to leave a comment, question, and/or challenge!!! And remember: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEEEE!!!

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