(1:45 AM • August 7th)
First thing's first: This is Not a diary. 'm not some teenaged girl writin' in a little sparkly book about 'ow she 'as a crush on a bloke. This is a written encounter of my, John Lennon's, daily life. I will refer to you as 'Aud' (Short for Audience) instead of Dear Diary.
Well, I'm never good at startin' things, but I'm usually worse at endin' 'em. I suppose I'll begin with explainin' my day? I didn't do much really. The 'ighlight of my day (As Always) was spending time with my Paulie. I took him t'the pet store and we expanded our (Used to be) small family. Got a German Shepard Puppy, A Husky Puppy, A Lizard, and A White Kitten. That's about it, really. We haven't been doing much lately..just a lot of sleepin' and nap takin'.
I haven't been doin' too well lately to be completely honest with ye, Aud. My sleep schedule has been awfully, 'ow do I put it? Fucked Up. My eatin' habits aren't the best right now.. And the jealous side of me has been showing a lot more than usual. In general terms: I'm a mess. But I guess I'll go into more detail as I continue with these daily entries. I feel as if writin' a journal like this could help me out a lot. I look forward to spilling my feelings onto your pages.
Well, No one seems to be around right now. It's rather late and I'm a bit tired. (Shocking, huh?) Ta for listening so far, and I'll catch up tomorrow.
xJohn
