*ADOPTED*

*ADOPTED*~Twenty~

The first thing Criss did was holler thru his headset he was wearing and told the audience that he was going to come into the crowd with a container of crumpled papers and randomly toss them into the crowd...with only two pieces of paper having the CA logo on it...then whoever had the logo was to stand up and join him at the front of the stage, then he added & not to give him any lip or bullshit about it! Wild music played as he ran up & down the aisles tossing paper balls at random people whoever stood up and hollered the loudest, along with randomly irritating some of the guests, and spitting out blood at them.

When he made it to the front of the stage again he had two paper balls left he tossed one to the front corner aisle, then he walked right up to me and got right in my face with the last paper ball in between his teeth I didn't know exactly what he wanted me to do, so I played along and reached over with my lips and grabbed it from his mouth with mine. Then he laughed and jumped up and down as if he won the lottery, and told everyone to reveal their balls! I slowly unraveled the ball full of his saliva and fake blood and showed him that I had the CA logo on my piece of paper.

He leaned over very close to me as he slowly moved his finger back and forth and told me to come to him Right Now! Then he began to pervertedly toy with my hair and jump around in a circle but he abruptly stopped and told me very slowly to carefully walk up the stairs and stand next to the table. Then he spun back around and asked who in the hell had the second paper! The man that had it was afraid to approach his crazy ass so the audience sitting next to him pointed at him showing Criss that he had the paper...he ran over to him and jumped on the arms of the chair hovering above him and told him to get his ass up to the stage. After he asked what his name was.

As the guy walked up the stairs Criss swiped his iPhone from his back pocket and showed the audience that he did it with a silly smile. Then the man came right up beside me and stood very close to me and asked if I knew what was going on...I shook my head no, but before anything else could be said Criss jumped in between us and told him to get the hell away from his princess, then he asked me to walk around the table to check it out to see if it was solid and about an inch and 1/2 thick...but he said it very pervertedly. After I told him it was accurate, he said congratulations I won this brand new iPhone 4, then when he looked at it he said well it was a nice old and used iPhone, the man that came up to join me, came over and grabbed the phone and said that was his...Criss looked at him for a moment and said that was his phone, wasn't it.

Then he helped me back down the steps and slapped my ass once I made it to the last step, then the music began and the stage lit up with all the characters coming out as Criss grabbed the woman and ripped her dress off and had his goons chain her to the table, then he hollered very wildly to bring it down!! That's when the entire audience saw the huge saw blade slowly dropping down towards the lady's midsection. He jumped up and down acting like a rock n roller screaming out Now! over and over again then the saw hit the metal table and the girl screamed wildly as the blood gushed everywhere, she was successfully in half. Then the stage went dark and Criss came out still in full face paint and said I always end up losing more girls that way from splitting them...then he said jokingly that he always kept the bottom half then did a silly ass curtsey as the comical drum sound went off. After the entire crowd laughed he growled at all of them and called us all sick bastards and that we were all his people then said well it was True! & for all of us to watch!

Suddenly from the side stage, a pair of legs only walked across the stage pushing a cart with a huge top hat. He looked at his lady's legs and asked if we all wanted to see her dance...he ordered her legs to dance...and they did a tap dance until he told us all to holler stop...once we did the legs crossed and confetti and streamers popped out of the hat then walked back behind the stage. After Xristos finished his close up magic such as standing there in the front as he placed 5 razor blades in his mouth then put some string in his mouth, drank some water from a glass and magically tied the razor blades to the string with his tongue during the last razor he pulled it out edgeways instead of flat and pretended to slice his lips as blood spewed out of his mouth and he spit it out to all the audience in the front rows to gross them out as he laughed as bunches more dripped down his face. 

After he left the stage for a small interlude, as he changed for his final performance of mystical magic with doves which was so beautiful I cried, but it wasn't as awesome as him being Xristos. Finally, the show was over with and I was standing there so incredibly amazed at all I witnessed my loving boyfriend do. When the crowd dispersed Criss asked me to follow him to the back so he could change, then we could go out to eat before going home for the night, because tomorrow was going to be a very long day with the family/friend reunion and the surprise & wedding party we were going to toss to everybody once they all got there.