Thomas:
Did you hear about the kidnapping outside the school?
It's fine he woke up
Newt:
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant
Minho:
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean
Gally:
What's red and hurts your teeth?
A brick
Frypan:
Two goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other 'do you know how to drive this thing?"
Winston:
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
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FanfictionPreferences of the following characters: Thomas Newt Minho Gally Frypan Winston None of the characters belong to me! They belong to James Dashner.
