Okay this is a strange chapter to follow a chapter about my family and friends but I HATE ALL THINGS THAT FLY!!!!!! Well apart from bees they're cool. But they better stay away from me or I'll kill em! It was an encounter with a wasp today that sparked my idea for this chapter but you know..............I'm fine!!!!.......Plz help :-(
So I guess you are wondering about my encounter today. Well you'll have to read to the end... >:-)
So let's start with the basics so have you ever seen those massive swollen bite marks on the internet well that's kinda what happens why flies bite me but not that bad. I get a massive lump and it kills. One of my worst experiences is when I was bit on my leg and it swelled to about the size of an elbow. Now you're probably thinking I should've gone to the doctors. F*ck no I'm a stubborn b*ch that refuses to admit I should probably go get a check up if I don't want to die! But no. It was fine though and it went down after a couple of weeks.
I also have a theory that I'm probably allergic to wasp stings as my dad is and I react the same as him for bites. But you know I would rather not check that theory.
Alright my first wasp story is the one that has traumatised me for my entire life. So I was pre school (3 or so) and we were on a walk by the sea side and it was a good day for a pale person that hates the sun like me like 17 degrees C and it was all going well until we started walking back to the car. My tiny 3 year old legs were worn out from "all" the walking so I was sat on my dad's shoulders. Then we must have walk by dome sort of wasps nest because suddenly there was a massive black swarm of wasps violently chasing after me. Now this was ages ago so it was most likely like one or two wasps but my child brain saw it as millions. I got stung like once and it hurt a lot but ya know I'm still alive! xd
Okay so now the story you are all "waiting" for the one I hinted at, at the start. So I'd gone to my Nana's old flat after she moved to a home and I didn't realise there was a wasps nest so as I was walking out I felt something land on my hair I thought it was a leaf so I reached up to take it out as I like my hair but when I looked at my hand there was a squirming wasp in my hand. I screamed like a little girl and threw it at the ground. And now I'm really scared to go back and finish cleaning but everything needs to go before the flats are demolished so ya know xd........save me! But I'll be fine.
So I'm going to be nice and add another story. This as the first time I was ever stung It was in the summer when I was 3 (before the first wasp incident) we were at a fair and my mom was helping out she was in charge of the bouncy castle and at the end I was helping put it down. So my mom said to jump on it so I belly-flopped onto the inflatable right onto a bee.
Now I'm squirming just writing these so I'm going to stop now
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Random Life Stories
De TodoThese are some random stories about my life. All names apart from mine are fake as I can't be bothered asking them for permission. I got this idea from Story time Animation. Its a fun read and feel free to share your own stories in the comments I lo...
