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January 15, 1988
" Yo, what the fuck? " I yelled as cold water splashed on me.
" Happy muhfuckin' birfday, nigguh! " I heard Harmonia shout.
" Martin Luther King headass. " I heard someone else say.
I shot up, putting the water everywhere, causing everyone to groan as the water reached them.
I saw Harmonia, Marie, and Yaz standing there with a little cupcake I could've ate all in a damn bite.
" I know you fuckin' lying. That small ass cupcake? Fuck I'm finna do with it? "
" Eat it, duh. " Marie said.
Yaz ran to me and started kissing me as I stood up.
I laughed and kissed her back as we fell back into the bed.
" Uh, excuse us. "
" My virgin eyes. " Marie whined.
I rolled my eyes as I gave Yaz a final kiss and got up.
" Look, my girl just wanna see me in my birthday suit, it's my damn birthday, hop the fuck off my dick. " I snapped.
" I will but Yaz will hop right back on. " Marie said lowly.
Harmonia started cackling and threw her head back.
She and Marie slapped each other's hand as she continued laughing.
" Whew, it wasn't that funny but yo' face was. Damn, I needed that laugh. But I'm pretty sure Yaz don't want that caterpillar dick, sweetums. "
" Oh but you wasn't sayin' that when you was complaining how loud she was moaning last week. " I said while smirking.
Yaz cheesed and laid on my lap.
" I can assure you my baby ain't got no damn caterpillar, more like a damn sau- "
" Aye, cut that shit please. I'm still a child. " Marie cut off Yaz. " Bad ass mothafuckas. " She mumbled.
I scoffed, " Don't act like you and that lil' boy wasn't just knocking boots with ole' boy Tony yesterday. "
Marie blushed and muttered a ' fuck you ' as she swiftly walked outside.
