Lunch With The Psycho

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A/N: Sorry if this is a bit boring, I had to update quickly and everything. Hope you like.

Alex's P.O.V

This is so weird.
Not only am I supposed to do a get-to-know-each other project with one of the popular girls (it's obvious), but I'm sitting with the most popular people at lunch.
Any person would be happy and grateful that they have a chance to get popular and stuff and any guy would be happy that they get to talk to a hot girl.
But for me, this is one BIG annoying chapter in my life.
I was counting on a quiet first day where I could sit at the back of the class, play silent games on my phone, not talk at all, take a little nap, and have lunch with myself.
But unfortunately, my dream didn't come true.
I did have a little quiet time at Language, but after Science, it was a total DISASTER (in my opinion). I tried to play games in Math, failed. Lisi was over my shoulder watching, I nearly even got caught. (Thanks Lisi)
I had to introduce myself in nearly every damn class, and after lunch, Lisi said we are sitting in the front with one of her friends. That kills most of my hopes of having a quiet high school life. Strike that, ALL of them. 

"ALEX! C'mon! we're gonna be late!" Lisi shouted pulling me out of Biology.
See, I can't even have even one little second to relax.
 She pulled me into the gigantic lunch room.
Wow..
Holy sh*t...
It had a doughnut stand, a place for vegetarians, seats for people who are allergic to certain foods, (lactose intolerant e.t.c.) I was about to sit at the vegetarian table when she dragged me to the one most populated in the farthest corner.
Wait, why am I allowing a stupid girl lead and drag me where ever she pleases?
Who am I?
Kurt Hummel?
I pull away from her and straighten myself, brushing off what was once a unwrinkled black t-shirt and hoodie. I adjusted my chain-belt and rubbed my sore arms.
Lisi looked back at me, "Oh my GOD Alex, they're waiting!"
I rolled my eyes and followed her anxious foot steps. 

She sat beside the blond with the purple highlights. "Sorry I'm late, but I had to drag Mr.Slowguy here." She motioned me to sit and I did, awkwardly perching at the edge. The people who noticed her arrival stared at me. "Why is he here?" a girl with gold braided locks and hazel eyes nervously asked. 

Lisi smiled at her weakly and looked at me, "Um Alex, this is Allison," motioning to the blond, "Shanti," gesturing to a beautiful girl with straight black hair and friendly blue eyes which at one point winked at me. "Carly and Ali," motioning first to a girl with red hair frowning at me and the dark skinned one who spoke. I nodded and stared at my feet. 

Lisi spoke again, "Ms.Lipinksy made him my partner for the get-to-know-eachother and do-opposites-really-attract project," Allison nodded sympathetically, "Oh yea, Christian told us about it, I wonder which person he was partnered with, HEY CHRISTIAN!" A guy with the same blond hair, but with brown eyes answered, "What, do you want NOW sis?" Allison and the other girls rolled their eyes in harmony. Typical bestfriends I guess.

"Who's your partner for the Science project?" asked Ali. He smiled at her flirtiously and answered, "Jenny, "nodding his head to a girl with a horrendously revealing outfit at another table. Shanti nodded her head and winked at Lisi, "Both whores," she mouthed. Lisi snickered, whispering to Allison. Allison laughed loudly and looked at her brother nodding. I can't believe they're being so mean. But I guess that boy is a man whore so.. no sympathy given. Carly was still frowning at me, I stared at her back copying her frown.

"What?" I asked. 

She sucked in her cheeks and scowled, "I think I've seen you from somewhere, but I don't know where." Oh no, please tell me she didn't go to my school. My secrets were told and passed around there in 9th grade and I don't want them told again here. Because those were very SECRET secrets. Like how my parents are unemployed addicts, the abuse my father puts my little sister and I when he's drunk and the scandal of my other siblings dying in some crazy way. (except my little sister whom I have to take care of every day when mom and dad are gone).

 You are probably thinking and asking yourself how I came to this school... Well my dad and mom suddenly got this whole ton of money 5 years ago(which is still coming) suspiciously and are using it for every stupid little thing. I could be sitting in my old school doing working on being invisible if dad didn't have this "job" transfer two months ago and now we have to be living here. 

Lisi snapped her fingers in front of my eyes. "UM HELLO SLEEPY? YOU GONNA GET SOME FOOD?" I looked at her confusedly then realized I was really hungry. I nodded and walked to the long lunch line. Well his will be a wait. 

Lisi's P.O.V

This lunch was like, SO, AWKWARD. 

Alex spent the time slumping down sloppier than a Sloppy Joey and refused to speak at all. Christian glared at Alex the whole time. For all who don't know, Christian and I used to be together until I broke it with him when I found out he cheated on me with some British slut from another high school. After that, he's been so annoying. He doesn't let me date or talk to any guys 'cause he says I'm "his".

EXCUSE ME?! HOW COME YOU GET TO FLIRT AND HANG OUT WITH RANDOM GIRLS WHO U KISS EVERY NOW AND THEN?! HUH?! blasted hypocrite. Go to hell. 

Okay.. sorry about that. Sometimes I have these anger bursts that are very powerful...  annnddd short. SO as I was saying...

My friends the entire time were either staring at Alex in:

a) fear- Ali

b) confusion- Allison

c) flirtatiously- Shanti and at some parts when he was not looking, Carly.

I just sat there trying not to scream. Well, if you are wondering where I am. Well, I'm in the hall looking through my now-filled locker. I plowed through mounds and mounds of text books that have been scribbled in and tossed away a notebook with a cartoon figure of a girl drawing on the cover. I was desperately trying to find my blasted Spanish text book which I threw in there whilst running to English. Alex just stood there leaning on the lockers playing some stupid video game on his phone, not even bothering to ask. Ugh, I sometimes really wonder what's wrong with him. Even though he kind of looks cute...

"Lisi! Snap out of it!"I screamed.

 He looked up and stared at me like WTF? Then looked back at his silly car game and groaned. "You just made me crash! I was doing a record!" 

I stared at him crossly. Doesn't he realize I'm trying to find something important and that he should at LEAST offer help? 

"Never mind," I grumbled and stuck my arm into the depths of the locker and pulled out a book which was at the end. YES! the Spanish book, now I can go home! Wait, no, I am going home, right? Nope, I'm going to the park to ask Alex some questions so we can get over with the stupid Science Homework.

 Oh yea, I forgot to tell you this MINOR detail. (sarcasm noted) Mrs.Lipinksy decided that I was too rude to her and told all the other staff members about it. Now every project I will ever do will be with Alex. And I'm saying ever, in other words.. until I graduate.

 FUN. FUN.FUN. AND. FUN (sarcasm also noticed) One day I'll get the opportunity to stick Mrs.Lipinksy's head on a stick and roast it by a fire like a marshmallow. Then I'll call it a roasted old hag's head and sell it to a weird freak who for some reason would want to buy it.

"Are you ready yet? My legs have gone numb." Alex whined tapping his foot.

I  rolled my eyes and looked at him, " Yes, ALEX, I'm ready." I started walking out the school heaving my heavy bag behind me. He trailed slowly behind still playing the silly stupid annoying game and we walked to the park in silence.

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