You've Got to Be Kidding Me

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A/N: this chapter is going to be kinda boring.. ugh, I'm having writer's block, even though I know what's happeneing next. URGH. HELP ME. love you. Awesome times coming up I guess...

Alex's P.O.V

I just stood there staring at Lisi's red face, and Christian's surprised look. A second person climbed out of the car. 

Tanner. 

"Lisi! You mother fricker! Look what you've done to the car I begged Dad to give me, A SCRATCH A SCRATCH!!" 

Wait... isn't this car Christian's car? Wh-Why? 

"Well!! If you were just careful in looking where you're going and not letting an underage drive your car-"

"Look who's talking Lisi!!"

"I'm not underage!!" 

"Yes you are!! CHristian's two months older than you!!!" 

Me and Christian just stood up there watching the siblings fight, I looked at him, he was looking at everything except me. 

"So, " I said,

"So," 

"Why were you driving Tanner's car?"

"He was giving me driving lessons, " 

"Wow, that must me awkward, being his buddy and being taught by him," 

"He's not really my buddy, I just hang out with him because my parents said to," 

"So what is he really to you?"

"An annoying jerk who's a drunkards and plays girls too much,"

"Wow, isn't that a complete description you?"

He glared at me, "Whatever idiot," 

"Heyyyy... don't have to be so rude," 

"Do.not.sing.that.effin.song."

"Fine, fine," 

We stood in silence watching Lisi slap Tanner one million times.

"We don;t have to be enemies ya know," I said, 

"Yea we do," 

Another awkward silence. 

"Why do you hate me so much?" 

"I don't hate you,"

"Then what?"

"I just don't like you,"

"Why?"

"Because you stole Lisi's heart,"

"Yea but you broke it," 

He shuffled his feet. 

"So how are you and Carly?"

"I broke up with her when you and Lisi skipped yesterday," 

"Oh yeah, that reminds me, why aren't in school right now?" 

"Skipped, me and Tanner didn't feel like going," 

"And you also don't want to face Carly huh?"

"Ya, how did you know?"

I shrugged and looked at the passing cars. 

"I'm over her you know," he declared,

"Really?"

"Really,"

"So.."

"Where were you and Lisi going?"

"Shopping urgh," 

He snorted, "Shopping, man you really must love her," 

"Why?"

"Oh, because when girls go shopping they go to various Lingerie shops, you don't want to be seen in there," 

"Man, you just made it harder for me, I'll be looked upon as a pervert," 

"Duh," 

We started laughing, 

"You wanna come keep me company and ditch Tanner?" 

"Sure, wait a second," 

He went up and started talking to red-faced Tanner, he came back, 

"I'm coming, let's go," 

Lisi gave her big brother one last slap and ran into the car. She stared at me and Christian who were laughing at something perverted and stupid. 

"When did you guys become best friends?" She asked, her eyes were wider than the Equator and her jaw was stuck on the floor, 

"Oh just right now," I said slipping into the passenger seat, 

"Bu-But," 

He came in to the back seats,

"He's coming," 

"Huh?"

"C'mon please Lisi," 

"Fine, idiot Alex," 

"Thank you my dearest," 

Me and Christian cracked up and she wizzed away leaving Tanner behind with his dented scratched up car. 

Today will be a good day. I think. 

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