with cuphead Werner and dice
djimmi the great, beppi, grim and rumour honey bottoms
"LET ME GO" shouted dice as he struggled to get cupheads hand off his wrist, trying to get away from the group
"stop being sehr annoying," Werner said annoyedly
"Please, just stop you two" asked/begged cuphead drowsily
"cuphead dear, you need to step up on your dominance, how do you think I manage a hive filled with thousands of bees?" asked rumour honey bottoms
"you give them flowers," said beppi, pulling the prank flower off his jacket and spraying dice with it
this made dice grumble and go red with anger, to which djimmi responded with a snap of his fingers, making dice dry again
"AWW, no fun"beppi cried
"anyway...let's just get what we need"cuphead said stopping in front of a shop filled with blankets and cushions
"Are we getting cribs too" asked grim
it only took one cold stare from the two toddlers to make cuphead answer
"no, I can't be bothered with so many squirming kids, plus their so expensive, even for one child" cuphead responded, earing two relieved sighs from the children
"So where are they going to sleep" asked djimmi
"were going to get out elder kettles old king-sized bed and just put them on there with all the blankets and pillows with some barriers around the edges and sides, it's the best way to keep them safe," cuphead said plainly
"you want me to share a bed with 5 other people," asked an outraged dice
"just 3, Cala is going to sleep in the bathtub and Cagney can sleep in his pot" cuphead said snarkily, getting annoyed with dice's voice
"Whatever, I'm not doing it"humphed dice trying to cross his arms only with cuphead holding one of his hands it was kinda impossible
"would you rather be sleeping in a cot," asked cuphead dangerously
this made dice silent
only was it then that cuphead notice that his team had already gone into the shop during the two's fight
"ok, let's just get in and..." cuphead said before noticing a girl holding a plant pot run into an ally way
"was it me or was that Hilda and Cagney," asked cuphead
"it looked like it was zem" said Werner
"let's just go after them before they get hurt," said cuphead picking dice up and into a piggyback and holding Werner close to his chest, even though the helmet continued to dig into his chin, it even started to bleed slightly
"what about the others," asked dice through embarrassment but too tired to fight
"well meet with them later," said cuphead as he began to run after the other two
"cuphead," asked grim, poking his head out of the shop
only he was greeted with an empty archway
"uhh, did I miss something," the dragon asked
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the biggest prank in Inkwell history
Fanfictionafter a few "harmless" pranks, cuphead and mugman are made to help in pork rinds emporium but they would soon discover a potion that could change the bosses into children it sounded like a good idea at first but what will happen as cuphead and mugm...
