ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ, sᴏʀʀʏ ♡ ᴾʲᵐ [𝔻𝕀𝕊ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝕌𝔼𝔻]

03

You groaned as the sunrays beamed through your curtains. Its Saturday and your so not ready to go back to school after tommorow. You stopped before you could ruin your day by thinking about it too much and rolled on the other side of your bed and placed your hand on the bedside table, searching for your phone. You found it and picked it up, you groaned again before facing upwards (towards the ceiling, while still lying down) and turned on your phone, you saw that you had a message that was sent from that unknown dude yesterday.

"I'm sorry? ..." you questioned as you saw the message

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10:08 pm, Yesterday

dipshit
im sorry..

9:35 am, Now

filthy peasant
for what?

dipshit
i..um..
nvm

filthy peasant
okay..?

dipshit
sooooo..
what's up ?

filthy peasant
o sweetie
u shouldn't have said that
Now let me explain my whole life story

dipshit

filthy peasant

1. U asked for it u dipshit
2. dOnT sAsS wiTh me

dipshit
just speak woman

filthy peasant
weLL siNcE u AsKed So nIcELy
I cut my hair shoulder length
And I want to Kermit suicide

dipshit

I BelIeVe iTs TIme fOr mE tO lEaVe

filthy peasant
nO wAiT

dipshit
tf do u want

filthy peasant
dOeS tHIs sOuNd lIke sHaKirA

dipshit
i stg-

filthy peasant

dipshit
*Shakira and dipshit have left the chat*

filthy peasant
nO wAiT
heLlOoO