HOLY CANDY CANES.
As the chairman of the Elves Community, I believe that Santa should be fired. He is lazy, disruptive, and only works one night of a year.
Did you HEAR about Little Joe? The elf who was SENT DOWN THE CHIMNEY by none other than SANTA CLAUS. He is still missing to this day. We sent an elite E.E.L. member down, (Elf Elite League) and he returned with nothing but the knowledge that the presents were under the tree. At least he did his job, bless his little heart.
Look at the facts; A- Santa isn't even going down chimneys anymore and B- INNOCENT ELVES HAVE BEEN LOST BECAUSE OF HIS ACTIONS. He should be fired. I even got some other Elves to sign a petition. (Enclosed in this envelope).
PLEASE replace him.
Your Elves Community Chairman, Sherman White
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DEAR SANTA (Please get fired)
ComédieDear Santa Claus, It has come to my attention that you are being an irresponsible Claus. Your father, and his father, have been helpful throughout the year, not just on Christmas night. Santa, I'm afraid you may be fired by the end of the week...
