I climbed into Dahyun's car, holding my apple pie in my hands. Dahyun sat in the driver's seat, beside me.
Dahyun: "Did you get the pie?" Areum: "yeah" We were on our way to Kibum's house, which he shared with mine and Dahyun's brothers, Jonghyun and Minho, and Taemin and Onew.
Once we arrived we walked into the house. I hugged Kibum and Jonghyun and ya know the other bitches and then right when I started to walk....
BOOM! On the floor went the pie.
Kibum: "Areum!"
Dahyun: "I spent 3 fucking hours making that..."
Onew: "I'LL EAT IT! Hand me a fork!"
Minho: "ew... no"
Onew: "Fine, I'll use my hands."
He sat on the floor and picked up the food, eating it.
Kibum legit made this face.
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Dahyun: "OOF!"
Everyone stared at her, including me... obviously... wouldn't you also stare at someone who just randomly screamed oof?
I was laughing my head off.
OOOH, SOMEONE'S CRUSH IS BIG LIKE HIS DICK! Wait... I bet it's small... nevermind.
I walked over to her and wrapped my arm around her. I pulled her aside.
Areum: "4 words, 15 letters 4 syllables... You Have To Flirt."
Dahyun: "What?" Areum: "Nothing"
I winked then pulled my arm back and walked to the table.
Areum: "I'm assuming the chicken is for Onew."
He smiled.
Onew: "Yeah, b-but you can have some i-if you want"
Hmm, the stutter... a small sign, but he's probably just congested.
Dahyun was standing next to Kibum.
Me being a natural flirt, I know the signs. I don't even flirt on purpose... this means I've made some awkward encounters with crushes in my past... lets just put it simple and say they didn't work out.... Obviously... Or else I wouldn't be working as a cashier at a coffee shop and work at my local supermarket. It's not like my books sell either...
Guys are stup- Wait onew is pretty cute... nevermind... He's stuffing his face with chicken right now... that's a weird thought for that moment... also, he's your older brothers best friend... Get it together.
I sit down in the chair next to him, not being able to help myself from staring.
I don't even like him... Maybe because I love chicken and he loves chicken. Who knows.
Kibum stood next to Dahyun.
Kibum: "Wow Areum isn't saying one of her dumbass jokes"
He totally said that so he can fake laugh... I'd never miss the chance to say a dad joke tho!
