Opposites Attract? ....MY SNOW WHITE ASS!

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Butter-Face

My nails were disappearing slowly as I chomped down viciously as I stared down the road.

Jill gave me a weary look. "What is chopping your butt?"

"N-nothing...."

"Ethan confessed his love?" She guessed in a joking manner.

I swiveled my head too look at her, "How'd you know?"

Her jaw dropped.

I sucked in my lips as I tapped my thumbs on the steering wheel, and crouched down sheepishly.

"I knew it!" She shouted, and scoffed, "Dang, I'm good."

"Yeah....yeah...." I mumbled, and pouted.

"I'm guessing you haven't told Sean?"

"Didn't have too," I shrugged.

Her forehead creased from confusion.

"He overheard most of it."

"I bet that didn't go well."

"Nah, they are still friends."

She sighed heavily. "I still don't know what to do about Liam."

"You two seemed pretty cozy last night," I stated a matter-of-factly and raised an eyebrow.

"He still won't bow-chicka-bow-bow with me!" She cried, and puffed out her cheeks. "Help me Sam!"

I blinked. Why is she asking the queen of virgins for help on her intimate life?

"Alright, I will say one thing about you and Liam having....err...." I shuddered, and paused for a brief moment, "Bow-chicka-bow-bow, once, and then I will wash my mouth out, and we will never speak of it again."

She gave me an anxious expression as she bounced up and down slightly in her seat.

I patted her arm as I stopped at a red light, "He may not be the only problem. You may be having insecurities, and he's noticing."

"So?" She snapped.

I glowered at her. "Put on something that makes you feel attractive, and beautiful. Once he sees it, I'm sure he won't be able to keep his hands off you. Because you are gorgeous Jill – it's about time you believe it yourself."

She smiled as she fiddled with the strap on her purse. "Thanks Sam. You always know what to say."

I shrugged stiffly. "I try."

"Why does the subject of...."

I cut her off, "Don't say it."

"Alright then," She held her hands up as if she were facing police officers, "Why does it make you cringe?"

"I don't know exactly," I pursued my lips, and pulled my eyebrows together, "Maybe it's because it's unknown territory. And maybe I've never had to worry about it so much."

She chuckled. "You know you have to consider it now, don't you?"

"Why?" I questioned idiotically.

"Sean."

"What about him?"

"He's going to want to take you two's relationship to the next level eventually."

I gulped. "H-h-he is?"

She gaped at me in disbelief, "Of course Sam! Only one of his heads works diligently, and the other one...well....it has some malfunctions."