5th period
Mrs.crispybacon: so what do you do? What are they divisible by?
Me: FOUR!
Mrs.crispybacon: nooooooo 28 and 8 are not divisible by 4
Other kid: 2?
Mrs.crispybacon: no !! It's 4. This is what happens when you don't use the gREatEst CoMMoN FacTOr!
Later
Mrs.crispybacon: is that all?
Me: no Sherlock we know it's not because we have studied this for WEeKs (Underlined is thoughts)
Going to my locker to leave w/ my friend my iPad sucks and I can't get the underline off soooooo none of these are thoughts
Guy1:HEY! DO YOU LIKE CRACK?!??!!
me:*stares behind me mouth agape*
Guy2:*weirdly stares back*
Me: did you here that?
Friend: wut?
Me: 2 7th graders yelled doyoulikecrack!
Friend........you should have said yes
Me:............
Friend: it's alright you don't need to try to be mature you can be innocent
Me:............
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......bye
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SChOol stories
Mizahmy stories of stupid things in school that happen, but shouldn't