"I could easily get addicted to you, Park Jimin."
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In which Yoongi, a recovering drug addict, finds solace in the arms of a pink-haired mochi.
A drug addict ex-boyfriend, Jimin's destructive parents, lies coated with lies, dreams Yoongi can't seem...
TaeTae No I'm not done yet Baby Babe Baaabbbyyyyy My love My lurvvvv My angel My lover huehuehue The handsomest boy in the world My boyfriend
Kookie done yet babe?
TaeTae Yehhhhh...
Kookie Mind telling me what that was all about?
TaeTae It just... I'm not used to it? Yanno? Being yours You being mine I pined after you for years Years YEARS, jeon jungkook And then i kinda forced myself to get over you? And then bam You tell me you like me And i was like Woah And then you kissed me I mean we've kissed before that But that kiss It was like
Kookie woah?
TaeTae Baby don't interrupt me while I'm ranting about how much I like you The kiss! It was like Woah... Ellipses and all
Kookie Yeh you didn't make it any easier Looking like a snack all day long Licking your lips like it's okay Biting your lip when you smile That shit should be illegal You biting your lip should be illegal
TaeTae Will you punish me if I do?
Kookie Baby we're both virgins
TaeTae Omgs lol yehhh when we gonna fuq tho Like Yanno *extravagant wink*
Kookie Do you want to fuck?
TaeTae Lol no not ready yet Who'd top?
Kookie ... Rock Paper Scissors SHOOT!
TaeTae SCICCORS
Kookie SCICCORS GODDAMN JESUS oh what about we switch
TaeTae YES Who tops in yoonmin
Kookie do we even need to ask
TaeTae I'd like to think jimin would challenge yoongi I have faith in our son
Kookie Ctrl, alt, delete that image
TaeTae Want some noodz instead?
Kookie Bdjzjsuajegwdfkatwogksgelgakfakafksfklsgglskfafallgsfak Sry Bashed my head against my phone
TaeTae is that a yes? Because if it is Im too ugly Im sending pics of zack efron instead
Kookie You're not ugly! you are so fucking handsome!
TaeTae But like you got abs and shit I got a belly
Kookie My shmexy belly I'll kiss it all day tomorrow
TaeTae Really?
Kookie for you? Yes. I love your belly I love your moles I love your big ears I love your big eyes I love your long legs I love your weird personality I love how smart you are I love how brave you are I love how sensitive you are I love it when you look at me like i put the stars in the sky Goddamn Taehyung
TaeTae yes my angel?
Kookie open your window I'm sneaking in and we're gonna make out
TaeTae Okay baby
Chim Yo Guys This is us 3's groupchat not cool yo Guys? Guyssss? fuck you're making out aren't you?
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Jinnie Hey Honey Uhm don't be mad But Like ... I got sugar gliders.
Joonie You did what now?
Jinnie
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Joonie Oh fuck Goddamn they're cute as fuck Are you suffering from empty nest syndrome without yoongi?
Jinnie HE LIVED WITH US FOR EIGHT MONTHS AND NOW AND NOW HE'S BECOME SO SKINNY BUT HE'S SO HAPPY AND I MISS HIM can we adopt taekook
Joonie I'm pretty sure tae is our kid. He's weird and pretty like you.
Jinnie But smart like you...
Joonie I'm not tearing up imagining our future children shut up You are
Jinnie Baby... Hurry on home tonight I'll be wearing that outfit you like so much
Joonie oh my Jin Jin not while I'm at school you're so mean
Jinnie *image attached*
Joonie Jesus christ I'm a lucky man also if we don't name the sugar gliders taekook and yoonmin then idk where your head at
Jinnie I know where your head's gonna be tonight Between mah legs
Joonie Fuck it I'm skipping my last class
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Hobi Armee? Baby?
Armee Yes my sunshine My only sunshine the one that makes me happy When skies are grey [Is that how the song goes]
Hobi [Fuck if i know] Wanna like Idk Go out tonight?
Armee Sure honey, sounds perfect!
Hobi Or like would you rather Stay in our pj's and binge watch supernatural and have sex in between the episodes?
Armee fuck yes You know me so well Ice cream?
Hobi Only if i can lick it off you
Armee Only if i can lick it off YOU
Hobi Oh OOHHHHH touché How the tables have tabled
Armee Turned*
Hobi Wut? Oh i made a stupid
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Sugadaddy Yo Jimin Pass me the remote
Babyboy Hyung You could have just asked me
Suga daddy But you look so pretty when the light of your phone shines on your face And also Look at this meme Imma hold up my phone to you Looook
Babyboy I didn't laugh
Suga daddy I saw you laugh
Baby boy It's all an illusion~~
Suga daddy Jimin stfu and come get on my lap already
A/N HEY GUYS SO IMMA BE M.I.A. FOR LIKE A WEEK i'm going on this youth camp thing and our phones are not allowed (sounds lowkey sketchy but okay) I LOVE YOU ALL!
