Peculiar demon//Sebastian Michaelis x demon!reader

useless butler

now it was back to the usual routine.slipping on my white button up, tying a tie around my neck.slipping on my black coat, dust my black pants, polish my shoes , fix my gloves, pull my hair into a ponytail.ah, so old.i look at myself in the mirror "i wonder why she has a  more curved body" i mumbled, my hand sliding on my waist.i sigh "demons" i muttered.walking out my room, i helped sebastian get breakfast ready for...ciel.

i set a plate down on the table, he was expecting something sweet."i'll make some chocolate cake later" i whisper in his ear.he only chews on his food a bit more happily.

"i always wondered, why don't you wear a dress like a maid?" bard asks, his toothpick in the corner of his mouth

"don't talk with a toothpick in your mouth, you'll choke and die" i respond with a sigh.

"yes lady y/n, why don't you wear a dress?" i chose to ignore.my answer was simple, wearing a dress reminds me of...someone who i wish to forget.i turn my head towards the door to hear a screaming hawk coming closer to the dining room.the door flings open to reveal grell on a cart.

but his appearance was different.his hair, shit brown in a man ponytail, round glasses.is he going through a, what humans call a 'phase' ?rolling pass me, i grabbed on the cart handle and grell in the other.i look at grell "why is he here?' i ask, sounding like a stranger to him.

"wa!did you forget about me, yang!?" he yells, quickly i drop him on the ground.i look down at him, snarling

"i never seen you before" blinking he realizes what's happening. business between humans and other demons are kept private, other demons nor humans should know my business and i shouldn't know theirs

"ah- such a beautiful woman caught me before my death!" he says dramatically, throwing his arm over his face. my face went pale

"i didn't mean- nevermind.why is grell here?" i ask

"your so confusing, yang.i never did understood you" he mumbles, crossing his arms with a pout

"you look like a dog when you look like that.stop calling me that" i mumble back. his face didn't change, rolling my eyes i crossed my arms.

"i see you know grell, well madam red asked if sebastian can teach him to be a proper butler" i let out a giggle

"a proper butler, what happened?did you get fired from your job?" i ask, poking his cheek with my finger."hehe, you lost your job and now you became a butler" i laughed

"i-it's not like that!don't do that to me!" he whines, grabbing my hand to stop poking his cheek.

"what?you said you wanted me to poke you instead of kicking you while i laugh, shall i kick you then?" i ask, tapping my foot on the ground.he quickly shook his head

"no, i would rather keep my head and blood in place"  he whimpers with his hands clasps together like a praying child.i shurg

"whatever" i mumble.he quickly attached himself to my leg "blood hell" i mumbled, almost losing balance.

"ah such kindness you are showing me, y/n" he rubs his head on my leg,  i only cringed.his eyes went behind me, his face went pale."ah, sebastian your really terrifying!" he fell backward .i turn my head around to see sebastian, too close.he held a dark smile on his face

"please respect other people's space, it's a rule of being a butler" i raised a brow but said nothing.i took a step from sebastian

"yes, please do respect people's space" i smile.ciel chuckled silently while other servants watched like we were in a drama film.

"Hot!Hot!Hot!" i turn my head around to see finny dancing around with brown stains on his shirt.

"what did you do grell-?" i ask, watching finny run around, quickly grell pull on the tablecloth, mistaken it for a napkin.all the food went on the ground."well, grell your first job is to clean this up now" i mumbled, my hand on my hip.my eyes staring at the mess ground.

"master, why did you agree to take in such a useless idiot?" bard whispers in ciel's ear but he only rolls his eyes

"you're one to talk" he answers, sipping his tea.he sighs "it didn't seem like a bad idea, i thought sebastian would be the only one inconvenienced.i never expected that i nor y/n would be affected by it as well" he mutters, his hand rubbing his temples.he does looks similar to his father, only younger, a split image.like father, like son

"ho ho ho" i crossed my arms

"i'm so sorry for causing all this touble...i simply don't know how i can apologize," he says sadly.his eyes suddenly brighten up "wait i know!the only think i can do now is die!i shall atone with my death!" pulling out a dagger fom his coat he pointed it towards his neck.'yeah a grim reaper as a butler, not a good idea.he must be killing or having fun for him to stay working as a butler, to act human'

"wow madam red hired a suicidal male" i mumbled

"whoa, calm down a second!" bard yelled

"should we take that away?" mey-rin asks, tilting her head.i shake my head, bloody hell.not only i have to deal with this damn demon, i have to deal with grell.

"just think of the mess you would make" sebastian suddenly entered.his hand rest on grell's shoulder.i only laughed because in the future, he'll pay."it would take hours to clean up all the blood especially if it dried up" i roll my eyes.

"grell if you plan to kill yourself, make it not so messy.hang yourself or jump out the window, don't leave blood stains on the carpet" i muttered.

"yes!i shall obey!" he grins.'his teeth look weird when their flat' i shook my head

"your still cleaning up this mess" 

"aw, yang!" grell whines, clinging himself to me again."help me please" he whines in my ear.then he went quiet when he noticed my deathly annoyance on my face."hm your holding up better then normally"

i smiled angerly, turning my head towards him "because i'm a servant it would ruin my reputaion if i were to break your neck" i whisper, he quickly got off of me.standing on his feet

"sorry"