BMC Oneshots!

~(10)~ Testing [Pt. 1]

Credit: CAP90
Not a Ship
Not Requested - I saw this in other fanfics and I wanted to try to make something like this.
TW: Sexual Tension, Shocking,
Word Count: (-114)
Notes: I've seen this in two or so different fics where Jeremy tests different Mountain Dew flavours that affect the SQUIP in different ways. This I probably gonna be shorter than the rest, but it's fine,, right?? Hhhh,,

Code Red: Deactivates completely
[1] Live Wire: Increases efficiency, more stern
Game Fuel: 'Gamer talk', cheat codes
Baja Blast: 'High', laid back
Green: Activates, back to normal
Voltage: increase shocking
[1] Spring Bloom: Causes human emotions, memories or Jeremy's past
White Out: Feelings of sexual needs

Published:  January 8th, 2019, 10:23 PM
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      "Oh come on! It'll be fun!" Jeremy begged, holding out and cupping his hands in a pleading way. Jeremy had this idea: If green Mountain Dew activated the SQUIP, what could other Mountain Dew flavours do? Once Jeremy had figured this out, weeks after getting the SQUIP, he bought as many Mountain Dew flavours as he could while the SQUIP was turned off. So far, the kinds he got were: Regular Green Mountain Dew, Code Red, Live Wire, Game Fuel, Live Wire, Baja Blast, Voltage, Spring Bloom, and White Out.

      "Correction, fun for you. Me, however advise you to not experiment with the multiple Mountain Dew bottles. One; it is bad for your health and two; the outcomes of testing the bottles will be strange. The flavours will cause my quantum processor to malfunction and when SQUIPs are malfunctioning, they must get shut down or else bad will happen. I'm warning you, if you do this, I could accidentally harm your physical body."

      Jeremy just stared at his instructor in shock. Really? It could do that? The SQUIP could hurt him- Well, duh, in the first five minutes that he bought it, it shocked him multiple times. "Okay, but.. Rich told me his SQUIP was acting high when he chugged som Baja Blast. Won't you act the same?"

      "Only certain flavours will affect my coding in different ways. The creators did not put in the information into my model as to why these actions happen. I only know the affects of two flavors. I will have to go off of human knowledge. You telling me-"

      "Okay, okay, shut up, I don't care!" Jeremy yelled in the end, running down the fridge and grabbing the bag full of all eight different Mountain Dew flavours. The SQUIP sighed and faded out into simple cyan shades of blue and black pixels. The SQUIP was not up for this ignorant idea, for all it knew it that it was going to do something to its processor.

      "Alright, which first, I'll give you the first pick." Jeremy smiled, dropping the Mountain Dew bottles on his computer desk, lining them up by color, starting with red.

      "Avoid Mountain Dew Code Red at all costs. I have no preference, Jeremy, I am not allowed to make silly desicions like this. You go ahead and choose. Write down the affects."

      Jeremy nodded, exmining the bottles and their 'cool names'. "What about 'Spring Bloom'?" He chuckled at the name. He had no idea what it would do, but it sounded interesting. Maybe something with flowers? That'd be strange. The curious teen unscrewed the cap to the pupil liquid filled bottle, looking into it carefully. He lifted the bottle up to his lips, taking light sips and scrunching up his face at the taste. Yeah, nit the best taste in the world, but also not the worst. It tasted like all grape sodas taste, only more tangy.

      Jeremy removed the bottle from his lips and glanced over at his SQUIP. He just saw it glaring at him with it's arms crossed. The boy shrugged and drank a bit more of the nasty beverage to hopefully get an affect. After so, he quickly capped the bottle, feeling like he wanted to throw up what he just drank. He probably could if he wanted to, Spring Bloom is disgusting.
(I've never actually tried Spring Bloom so- also 'emotions are disgusting' lol)