Bella is back

The Thoughts of Bella Malfoy

Sitting through the sorting ceremony is like hell. Cold, dark hell. All the eyes staring at me. What are you looking at dickwad? Yeah that's right cower away. Bloody second years complaining I ruined their first year here. I didn't do a bloody thing. I was manipulated. I think. They're still wrong about me.

Bla bla bla. Yeah we know. Forbidden forest is forbidden. What a surprise. I'll just take a lovely stroll through there later shall I? Teddy literally got married there.

What did you just say about me? Fucktart. I hate you too. Stay calm. Act normal. This is me acting normal.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
And ones just for you 🖕

Lily stop chewing so loudly what the fuck? And now Starla is wiping food off her cheek. Gags. Where's James? I have food on my face too. Oh no here comes the 7th years.

Gryffindors

What the hell do you want?

Stay calm. Stay calm. Oh hell no you didn't not just say that. Say that again cockneedle. Don't rise to it. Too late. Punch him. No don't. Do it. NO. YES. NO. YES. NO. YESSSSSS. Oh there you go... are you happy now? Yes.

Oh shit dads coming. Hide. Hide. Hide. YOU CANNOT GIVE YOUR OWN DAUGHTER DETENTION! AAHHGG!!

Great now everyone thinks your just the drama queen they said you were. Stop looking at me like that fartface. Oh so ladylike. Does it look like I give two shits? Lily can't even look me in the eye. What's her problem. NO! She's your friend stop it.

She can suck my dick. I hate you. No I don't that was rude. Ugh I need sleep. At least my dress is pretty. I'm pretty. And shallow apparently. My name legit means beauty.

My bra strap is digging in. Fuck you, you literal boobytrap. Ow ow ow. There we go. Just a little jiggling. Ohhhhhh cake. Am I hormonal? What day is it? OH RIGHT! September first. My bad.

Period math. Period math. Period math. Oh shit. It's tomorrow. Great. Here have a fresh start at the school you love with the people you love. Oh and have 5 days of blood and torment. Enjoy.

I want to sleep. Where's James? I want to sleep with James. DUDE you're 15. 16 in 3 months. Oh shut up you're just hormonal. He is really sexy though... shit Harry jar caught me ogling his eldest. I wonder how him and the missus are doing after the Rhea-bomb was dropped. I'll have to ask Lily later. I like chaos. Unless people die. Then it's not chaos. It's just death.

What direction does the earth spin? Is it clockwise or anti-clockwise? Look at those clouds. Which way are they moving? I'm bored. Can we go yet I need a shower before bed. YAY WE'VE BEEN RELEASED!

God these shoes are annoying. And sore. Who's idea was high heeled shoes. Yeah that's right bitch I'm back. Almost there. Ugh I hate this password. Pureblood. Where's my shower and bed? There you are my darlings. Ohhhh warm water.

Scrub-a-dub-dub three nuns in a tub.
I wonder if I can launch this bar of soap from my boobs. Oh yeah I can. Cool new party trick. No Bella don't get your boobs out at a party. Bad idea.

AAAAAHHHGGGGGG SOAP IN MY EYE

Great now that's done with I can sleep. Sophia get the fuck off my bed. Im tired. Night night.

Hey guys this is the first part of the thoughts of Bella Malfoy. Hope you enjoyed. I just thought about what I think during the day. Most of these thoughts went through my head today. The troubles of being a 15 year old (19 days to go) girl.