Get Fucked

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posted February 18th 2017
Oh chief, this is def NSFW. And one of the more embarrassing ones.
BUT BLAKE MAKES AN APPEARANCE!!! I keep this character! He's a whole different fucker now but
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*childish snickering at the name* okay so I realized this is MY au, I can do whatever I want. So I wrote this..... mess idk I had this idea.
Prompt: Red has to steal an item for Alura. And oh boy, is it an adventure
Genre: nsfw???? Kinda???
Characters: Red team (mostly Asher), Alura, and the leader of this village, Blake
Warnings/Notes: THIS MAKES NO SENSE I JUSR WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING SILLY AND KINDA SEXY LMAO SORRY
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"It was your average day. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, Asher was very close to be getting fucked-"

"Wait, what?"

"Okay, let's rewind a bit."

Red went off on a mission for Alura, needing to gather supplies from another village. The head leader only let a certain type of people get in, and it showed. They were currently on a cliff near the village, using binoculars to get a closer look. "Alright, read his bio." Levi said as he stared trough the binoculars, getting quite confused at the people he saw. "The leader is named Blake. He's your average white dude-" Bailey had began to read, stopping to let out a snort at what Alura had wrote. "Your average white dude?" Asher asked with a laugh and Bailey claimed that's what she wrote for him.

"He's a weirdo that likes certain types of people. It isn't really PG. I don't know how you'll get in, but I'm sure you'll think of something." Bailey read and Levi glanced over. "I'm a taken man, someone else should look." He said and Asher grabbed the binoculars from him, saying he'd look. He looked through and saw quite a few girls in.. not so covering outfits. "I'm gay, I got this." Asher said as he scanned over the women, pulling away. "He seems to have a preference for women." Asher said and Levi nodded in agreement, saying only one or two would be able to go in.

Asher saw the look on Bailey's face, seeing how uncomfortable he looked. Bailey though he'd have to go and pretend to be a girl, just for this. Asher bit his lip and stood up, grinning at the boys. "Well, considering we have no women in the group, I'll go! I'm small and could pass." Asher said proudly and Bailey looked at him with wide eyes, seeming thankful. "Excuse me?" Levi said and Asher smiled widely, walking away. "We need to go back to Alura, I can't go in looking like this, now can I?"

"You want me to what?" Alura asked Asher, seeming baffled. The rest of red felt the same, Bailey actually laughing. "We have no females on our team, I need to pretend to be female. I need an outfit." Asher said and Alura looked Asher up and down. "Well.. You do look quite feminine." She muttered as she circled him, Asher simply shrugging a but. "I know that!" He claimed and she rolled her eyes. "Fuck it, fine. Come with me." She said as she tabbed Asher's arm, pulling him away. As soon as he was out of sights, Levi put his face in his hands.

"Fuck." Levi said as Asher returned with Alura, Asher beaming. Asher has changed out of his usual armour, and went into a more.. revealing pair. The top was cropped, which was not particular for armour, and the bottom half was a 'armour skirt.' "Dude, you look great!" Bailey exclaimed and stared at Asher. "No, no way. You are not doing this." Levi suddenly spoke out, crossing his arms over his chest. "Sweetie." Asher said and copied him, crossing his arms over his chest. "I'm strong, I'll be fine." Asher assured and Alura piped up. "We can give you guys something so you guys can hear each other!" Alura said and Asher nodded, motioning to her.

"I'll be fine." He agreed and Levi groaned, hugging Asher. "You look hot, that's my issue." Levi muttered and Asher snorted, letting out a laugh. "Thanks, honey." He said and lightly hit his arm, nearly snorting again when Alura claimed they could keep it afterwards, for whatever they may need. They headed back to the area after getting the devices. Asher stuffed it where his chest would be, if he had one. The others stayed back as Asher walked up to the front gates, the guards clearly checking him out. "State your purpose." One said and Asher replied, saying he had wanted to check out the shops. They let him in and he smiles cutely at them, waving as he walked away.

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