REMINDER: Don't forget to smile today beautiful! :-)
Hey guys, let me just say that I'm not dead I am still alive. Don't worry I'm going to update 1DH soon, I've just been busy with a lot of things. Such as Back To School shopping, errands and being dragged onto family occasions.
Louis: Excuses, excuses..
Shut up Louis.
Louis: Hey you're the one who's on Tumblr 24/7!
Tumblr iz lyfe.
Harry: Milka hurry up, I MISS ALISON.
PATIENCE HARRY.
One Direction: WE WANT ALISON!
OH GOD, FINE. *snaps fingers*
Alison: How the hell did I get here? Wait, scratch that. Thank god you poofed me out of there, I was being--
One Direction: SHHHHHH!
SHHHH! Don't spoil the next chapter for our readers!
Zayn: I'm bored, can we go somewhere else?
Niall: We are NOT going on your rollercoaster of life again Zayn. That shit cray.
Zayn: Why not?! It's fun and YOLO.
Alison: STOP WITH YOLO, PLEASE. It's almost as annoying as the carrot jokes.
Liam: Hey don't offend our readers! I'm so sorry guys, I promise I'll make it up to you. I'll give you guys a cookie if you want, I'm sosososo sorry. Love you all! xx
Alison: I didn't mean to offend them! But they overuse the word carrot as much as hipsters do with yolo! ;_;
Niall: Sorry to inturrupt but, I'm hungry.
Alison: You had Thanksgiving dinner last period, you've had enough. Where did Milka go?
Sorry, I was talking to Louis.
Louis: We agreed to make me more sassy in her Fan Fictions.
Harry: Boobear, that's not possible you sassmaster.
Louis: Aww Hazza!
Harry: Aww Boobear!
Alison: I KNEW IT! THEY'RE GAY, I FREAKING KNEW IT! WHERE'S MY PRIZE?
Harry: WAIT, WHAT? Alison nonono, I'm straight!
Louis: CHEATER. YOU'RE AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, AREN'T YOU HAZ?! THAT'S IT, I AM FINISHED.
Harry: What! Boobear come back!
Zayn: This is better than cable.
Liam: I know right? All we need is some popcorn.
Niall: I got that covered, here want some?
Alison: Niall where do you get all that food?
Niall: I'm a leprechaun, we have our ways.
Harry: BOO PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Louis: HOW COULD YOU HAZ? HOW?
Alison: How often are they like this...?
Liam: Everyday.
Zayn: It never gets old. Duck, guys. Pie straight ahead.
Alison: Since when did they start throwing pies at each other?
Liam: SInce they found Niall's secret stache of food.
Niall: YOU GUYS KNEW I HAD ONE?!
Liam: Niall you should find a better hiding spot, your gym locker isn't the best spot.
Louis: THIS IS FOR CHEATING ON ME!
Zayn: Duck.
Louis: AND THIS IS FOR PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!
Zayn: Duck, again.
Louis: AND THIS IS FOR GETTING ME MAD!
Hey guys, I'm back. I had to use the bathroom so what's--
Everyone: WATCH OUT!
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Louis + Harry: oops...?
Every. Damn. Time.
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One Direction High
Fanfiction"Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you." I only transferred to this school because I was promised a good education and promise of a scholarship. No one told me that everything ab...
