--THE STAGE--
Maya: WELCOME TO THE SECOND INTERVIEW FROM ONE DIRECTION HIGH, I AM YOUR HOST MAYA-
Alison: Maya?!
Maya: Um excuse me readers for just a sec...- WHAT?
Alison: I don't know if you haven't realized it yet but, this isn't YOUR STORY.
Maya: Well Milka hired me as the host, so talk to her.
Alison: But-
Maya: AND WE'RE BACK!
Alison: ugh, MILKA?
...
Alison: Where's Milka?
--BACKSTAGE--
Alison: Where's Milka?
Zayn: She's doing last minute wardrobe check-- hey, easy on the quiff! It isn't this great without proper care!
Definitely-not-suspicious-stylist: okay..
Alison: Um, Zayn... doesn't this stylist look... DEFINITELY not like Lou at all?
Zayn: I don't know, she accidently pepper sprayed my eyes when we started.
Alison: oh oka- PEPPER SPRAYED YOUR EYES?
Zayn: Yup.
Alison: Zayn you idiot. W-wait a second- you're not just any random hair stylist...
Definitely-not-suspicious-stylist: I have n-no idea what you're talking about!
Alison: Then why are you stuttering?
Definitely-not-suspicious-stylist: Stop shouting at me!
*wig drops*
Alison: CAROLINE!
Caroline: DAMN IT!
Zayn: What's going on, I can't see?!
Alison: CAROLINE COME BA- ZAYN!
Zayn: What?!
Alison: WHY DID YOU JUST PUNCH ME?
Zayn: I THOUGHT YOU WERE CAROLINE! SORRY, I CAN'T SEE!
Producer: EVERYONE! Show starts in ten minutes, hurry it up over there!
Alison: But we can't go on stage with Caroline here! And speaking of which, WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE BOYS?
Louis & Harry: ALISONNNNN!
Alison: Damn it! Zayn you stay here and stay on guard for Caroline, I don't trust her at all.
Zayn: Okay but y'know I can't see..
Zayn: Alison, you know that right?
Zayn: Alison?
Zayn: Fuck.
*-*-*
Alison: TAYLOR, AVERY!
(friendly reminder that this is taylor from the other styles story ok not swift)
Avery: Alison, what's the matter?
Taylor: You're sweating... a lot...
Alison: Sorry about my hygiene guys, but seriously though- Caroline somehow snuck in here and she's on the loose.
Avery: What?!
Taylor: How could Niall and Liam let this happen?! Weren't THEY on guard?
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